by X turtles October 6, 2018
Get the Panic Breedsmug. Satanic panic is a phenomenon where angry old Christian conservatives (also see noncervatives) start clutching their pearls about anything totally harmless bring "evil" or spewing complete nonsense about how the devil is trying to "brainwash" people. Recently started facing a very noticeable resurgence around the time the 2024 Paris Olympics started, where drag queens performed in the opening ceremony (which due to being filmed for a live audience, was totally family friendly).
Naturally, these pissed off old people with no life have taken to standing around all day in the streets throughout many states, holding up signs telling people to more or less convert to Christianity or Catholicism. These 'protests' aren't always peaceful though, as a few instances reported these same people with signs crying Satanic panic, have resorted to attempting to more or less kidnap unattended children or outright trying to grab them from their parents, hinting at these conservatives' more naturally predatory instincts.
If you encounter an instance of Satanic panic, hide your kids and hide your wives/husbands/partners, but most importantly, remember to yell the word Nonce as loud as you can. That way, their Satanic panic will be cured in no time. Worst case scenario, call the authorities, kidnapping is against the law.
If you or someone you know is showing signs or has a history of Satanic panic, seek help today.
Naturally, these pissed off old people with no life have taken to standing around all day in the streets throughout many states, holding up signs telling people to more or less convert to Christianity or Catholicism. These 'protests' aren't always peaceful though, as a few instances reported these same people with signs crying Satanic panic, have resorted to attempting to more or less kidnap unattended children or outright trying to grab them from their parents, hinting at these conservatives' more naturally predatory instincts.
If you encounter an instance of Satanic panic, hide your kids and hide your wives/husbands/partners, but most importantly, remember to yell the word Nonce as loud as you can. That way, their Satanic panic will be cured in no time. Worst case scenario, call the authorities, kidnapping is against the law.
If you or someone you know is showing signs or has a history of Satanic panic, seek help today.
Susan: I heard Benjamin ended up on the register last week
Helen: Benjamin?? What did he do?
Susan: The Satanic panic got to him, I heard they found 3 girls dressed in white and tied up in his basement!
Helen: This is getting out of control, I hope he's getting the help he clearly needs
Helen: Benjamin?? What did he do?
Susan: The Satanic panic got to him, I heard they found 3 girls dressed in white and tied up in his basement!
Helen: This is getting out of control, I hope he's getting the help he clearly needs
by StopTheConsies August 2, 2024
Get the Satanic Panicmug. Termo utilizado para definir pessoas que se sentem em pânico em momentos onde aconteça algum clima entre o próprio e a kika.
O Kika Panic também pode causar tonturas, dor no peito e uma enorme vontade de morder a Kika. Se você se encontra com algum desses sintomas deve saber que provavelmente tem alguma queda pela Kika ou só está morrendo mesmo.
Também ha uma segunda causa, como ser celestial, a kika pode acabar por causar falsos sentimentos de amor ou paixão no indivíduo.
O Kika Panic também pode causar tonturas, dor no peito e uma enorme vontade de morder a Kika. Se você se encontra com algum desses sintomas deve saber que provavelmente tem alguma queda pela Kika ou só está morrendo mesmo.
Também ha uma segunda causa, como ser celestial, a kika pode acabar por causar falsos sentimentos de amor ou paixão no indivíduo.
by Estrela do mar August 7, 2020
Get the Kika Panicmug. Uenoyama Ritsuka from the TV Anime Given, and manga of same name, is the definition as well as the embodiment of "Gay panic" and "Gay panic face", and by watching this anime, you too, will get the feeling of gay panic better than any words would be able to describe.
by ArcaneShiro September 20, 2019
Get the Gay Panicmug. by Greengrey December 27, 2023
Get the panic readmug. Twin 1: Hey im talking to this guy!
Twin 2: So sm I...
Twins:”Were you talking to both of us at the same time?”
Me: *Gay panic*
Twin 2: So sm I...
Twins:”Were you talking to both of us at the same time?”
Me: *Gay panic*
by Gaykid29 March 30, 2021
Get the Gay panicmug. I panic gym, you panic gym, we all panic gym. That situation when you spontaneously decide to go out/you're know you're getting laid later/other and you look in the mirror to find your muffin top staring back at you. 'Panic gymming' is a desperate attempt to reverse the damage when it's already too late.
by strandedharper April 20, 2017
Get the Panic Gymmingmug.