problem

Ignorant people who HATE peace.

People who HATE other people (namely our President) have a definite peace problem.

by the Seal July 20, 2006

Quality Anal Probe

When someone inserts their finger or penis into a rectum, and a quality one.

Bob gave me a quality anal probe.

by you_must_be_gay April 14, 2006

problematical

The same as problemtic...however, falling out of usage.

I find it problematic to use problematical any longer.

by The Old Marine August 21, 2011

Manolo probe popsicle

When you stick an expensive stiletto up a guy's ass and then make him lick it.

I don't care which hedge fund he worked for, I wasn't about to kiss him after the Manolo probe popsicle.

by MyMillie May 24, 2008

British problem

When something simple (like drilling for oil or stopping an easy soccer shot) turns into something disastrous. Comes from BP's oil spill and from Robert Green's World Cup blunder.

Paul: I was supposed to pick up Dana but I ran late and totaled my new BMW

Alan: Looks like you got a real British problem on your hands

by tronz13 June 15, 2010

wade problem

When a slutty girl is addicted to more then one cock at a time.
She is dating someone and still needs more testicles in her life or mouth.

"That girl can't stick with one guy, she's gotta have them all- even if he is your boyfriend"
"Yeah that girl has a wade problem"

by iAmnotacradlerobber November 15, 2010

Agata problem

When a whore is sleeping with your brother behind your back and pretending to be your best friend at the same time, while married with child.

Dude, I just saw your brother walking down the street with agata problem. Whassup with that?!

by Freckles 82 November 20, 2013