gemium plant

a premium plant in Plants Vs Zombies 2 which costs 100 diamonds to get
examples include: Shrinking Violet, Pea-Nut, Jalapeno.

shrinking violet is one of the best gemium plants

by person personnium December 14, 2023

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Plant Porn

The act of fucking a plant, whether it be fiction or real. Wanna shove a cucumber in your pussy, you like plant porn. Wanna fuck the Mario piranha plant BOOM we got Plant Porn. We have it all for you kinky bastards UwU!

"Yo you been lookin at that plant porn shit"
"fuck yeah dude plant porn is fire"

by TheBoiBOB December 17, 2023

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Plant

It's someone that murders indians n ugandans. They have absolutely nothing to do with plants. So if you came here to look for a standstill plant, well, you are away from luck.

I saw a Plant earlier today. And it is a human! How can this be? Well it is not a plant, it is a Plant. That Plant should die!

by FlAnZuRu December 2, 2022

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business plant

a plant that does business stuff

yo i just got a business plant

by scp sl guy April 18, 2023

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House-planting

The act of providing your partner with a few minutes of attention each day only to then ignore them for a few days following this, then after a few days giving them a few more minutes of attention and so the loop continues.

Similar to the watering of a house plant, you water it for a minute only to then pretend it no longer exists until it needs watering again.

''I'm so sick of Dan, I get home from work and he's all over me for literally five minutes and then its like I don't exist for the rest of the week, he's totally house-planting me!!''

by GwentSkilatchie April 30, 2023

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