oral argument

A squabble whereby you require your opponent to give you a blowjob at da same time as he/she is presenting his side of da dispute.

One of da main advantages of an oral argument is dat you don't even hafta listen to your opponent's whiny monologue because he/she unavoidably has his/her mouth --- shall we say --- "otherwise occupied" at da time. What you can then do is to eventually suggest dat said grumbler engage in "regular" sex wif you in order to both satisfy your "pleasure me while telling me your side of da disagreement" stipulation and free up his/her mouth to do da yacking. Naturally he/she may not wish to do so, and thus he/she may just allow you to win said dispute without further debate, since said concession may seem less offensive/upsetting/humiliating than submitting his/her pelvis to you.

by QuacksO July 2, 2021

Oral Relief

An expression of the desire to make someone shut up.

Sawyer: Eric, can you please give me some oral relief?

Eric: Uhm... you mean a blowjob?

Sawyer: No, I just want you to shut up.

by augustF15 July 11, 2021

Oral Palmer

Sexual menu item at brothel for getting half oral and half vaginal sex. Stems from the 50/50 and Arnold Palmer drink of half lemonade and half ice tea.

Madam: What can we interest you in today?
Horny Man: I could really go for an Oral Palmer today with Skyy

by OtisFlex October 23, 2012

Oral Volcano

The action of receiving multiple samples of jism from a selection of donors and then 'blowing' like a volcano

We filled her up like a fat man's cart and she blew like Pompeii - the oral volcano is active

by Shinylegs August 14, 2011

oral asking

when you are in school and the teacher grades your answers. not like a test but through talking.

I got oral asked today.
I had an oral test in school.

Today the professor questioned me orally.
We had an oral asking.

by feetpoopshit November 24, 2021

deaf oral

When that deaf baddie gives u a handjob its a deaf oral

Bro that baddie gives real nice deaf orals

by Chrisdacowlmaoxd June 27, 2023

Oral English

Oral English is the spoken version of English language. It is the representation of English words with speech sounds.

I teach Oral English in Yale Academy

by Dayo🎙️ March 15, 2023