Being a "Big Joe" Is when a male happens to have an absolutely massive penis, like, ridiculously huge- A Cock big enough to balance a horse on, when it isn't erect. These guys can snap cars in half with one mighty swing.
Their motto tends to be "If it exists, my dick can break it."
When they get erections, only a wormhole could fit the bastards.
Their motto tends to be "If it exists, my dick can break it."
When they get erections, only a wormhole could fit the bastards.
Detective - "So far, we have established that the woman was torn in half down the middle, possibly by the insertion of an object into her vagina, which was so big she tore in two."
Detective 2 - "Must have been a Big Joe."
Detective 2 - "Must have been a Big Joe."
by Mr Boomtastique July 6, 2009
Get the Big Joemug. by Bob Hope March 2, 2005
Get the big mc'smug. by Theresnonamesunused July 15, 2018
Get the Big Tractormug. Becoming a more popular nickname for Dixon, the origins of Big Dix began in the Weaver Mountain area of central Arizona, specifically the Yarnell region. A local known for his comedic stylings and unorthodox shenanigans, the original Big Dix entertained locals and tourists on the weekends in local bars and social clubs.
by Arizona Historian May 22, 2021
Get the Big Dixmug. Big Shrimpin by any reckoning, one of the most dazzling philosophers and one of the most penetrating, wide-ranging, and influential thinkers in the history of philosophy. Some say he draws his source of infinite knowledge from the Rockstar Energy Drink. His work can be found on Twitter @bigshrimpin420.
Big Shrimpin have a dream
Big Shrimpin have a dream
Big Shrimpin have a dream
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by Stinky smelly December 19, 2019
Get the big shrimpinmug. The Trader Joe's parking lot located in Redondo Beach's Riviera Village. This lot is used for the drinking of alcoholic beverages, recreational drug use, and is host to the weekly Sunday "Metal Night" on indie 103.1 FM. The Big Lot is home to Dolphin Boy, The Jesus Guy, and is frequented by many of the colorful hobos living Redondo Beach. Casuals of the Lot include college students in their early twenties.
"Hey Chris, what you doing tonight after work?"
"Geez, I don't know..."
"Big Lot?"
"No. No, I seriously think I have a drinking problem."
"...Big Lot?"
"Fine. I'll meet you at The Big Lot."
"Geez, I don't know..."
"Big Lot?"
"No. No, I seriously think I have a drinking problem."
"...Big Lot?"
"Fine. I'll meet you at The Big Lot."
by folkthewhat April 21, 2008
Get the The Big Lotmug. by AnasatasiaSa October 4, 2014
Get the a big handmug.