Noob Cancer

Mostly used in team based on-line games, where a number of poor players are so bad, they start to effect the more skilled members of the team. Most likely becuase they are annoyed at their useless team-mates, and are too preoccupied yelling at them to concentrate on the game, or they know they have no chance of winning and just give up. Thus the cancer of a handful of useless noobs, spreads to the whole team, making them all useless.

"IDIOT! Look what you made me do! Just go away! Give your noob cancer to some other server!"

by PoisonedAl August 12, 2009

hero noob

The term originating from the musicianforums. It is used to describe someone who is a bigger noob than a typical noob. A hero noob however doesn't know that they are a noob.

When used in many online games, the usual response is a question mark (?) followed by "lol"

someone - Lolz, stfu hero noob
someone else - wtf lol ?

by Phala May 18, 2006

noob wagon

when a noob uses a powerful, uber vehicle to try a pwn skillful people.

one guy: "God damn, who the hell is in the noob wagon?"
other guy: " i dont know, but he's really pissing me off."

by Lord Jackal January 16, 2008

Noob Fruit

A noob fruit is a homosexual noob, called so because of 'going gay' on somebody and being a noob at almost the same time or the same time. Some good examples...
Zac NewtonFruitNoob

A fruit = homosexual of some kind
A noob = ....noob?

Therefore a Noob Fruit is a homosexual noob.

by My Little Pony Rules April 16, 2008

Hado Noob

A gamer who sucks at fighting games and constantly spams projectile attacks (like Ryu'sHadouken) instead of employing any actual technique.

P1: Alright! Suck on this fool! Hadouken!
P2: ...
P1: What the fuck? Why didn't they hit?!
P2: Learn to roll Hado Noob.

by Sarcasmancer February 25, 2009

Lube Noob

When a man is having sex for the first time and is inexperienced so doesn't know how to use lube so is a Lube Noob.

Girl: Do you know how to use lube?
Boy: No I'm a lube noob

by BallsOutForBantu November 28, 2016

noob to lube

Used to describe a situation, person, or thing that demonstrates extreme immaturity, naivity, and innocence, often related to a lack of sexual experience.

Usually includes a hint of outrageousness, but can refer to a simple awkward situation.

Oh my gosh, Max got naked infront of everyone without even hesitating. He's the least noob to lube person ever!

Look at how noob to lube they are with that pinata.

by #falconpride May 10, 2011