nathanate

the act of wanking or "having a bat" but the end part.

mum walked in just as i nathanated!

by Lam=P May 11, 2008

nathan

u mum gay fam

man he is such a nathan man

by (0....0) March 6, 2018

Nathan

A gay whore

You: is your name Nathan

Nathan: I’m gay

by Jsisgshshsscshsgsgsyshsvssh November 21, 2019

no-nathan

a phrase often heard by a person who is just in general, very smelly. He is also in most cases, jewish.

1. no-nathan you jew
2. no-nathan you smell

by guy-that-is-always-right October 16, 2008

Nathan

A guy who has a small penis (but he says that he doesn’t) and will dump you for no reason. He’s also tall and fat. He also thinks he has style but doesn’t.

"Omg! Are you friends with Nathan?"
"Yeah, what’s wrong with that?"
"Ew! Who’s friends with that dude?"

by idioticals August 21, 2018

Nathan

This guy is the most amazing person in the universe according to himself. His ego makes his head look small *cough* compensating *cough*. He’s academically amazingly shit and athletically a potatoe. He’s always on the pull and has a thing for the chunky birds as they’re the easiest but thinks he’s a total player. He’s easily the most offended person on the planet, he makes a feminist look like a resilient brick wall. He sits permanently in the shadow of his best friend.

Guy1: Hey Nathan you’re so easily offended

Nathan: omfg I can’t f***** believe you have the audacity to even open you bloody mouth near me I am not easily offended, you’re the one that’s easily offended and I’m not even gay!

by Jesus CVII March 25, 2018

Nathan

A major cunt. Charming and loveable at first, but will lead you on and basically ruin your life. A fuckboy to the tee.

"He seems like a Nathan"

by BellaTheMagicDragon November 8, 2017