Wanker tax

The act of inflating the cost of something to reflect the fact that you find the client obnoxious.

It was a four grand project but I bumped it up to nine because it’s M&C Saatchi and they always pay the wanker tax.

by Mezentius January 31, 2021

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Tax Marriage

Marrriage that is only for taxies

Tubbo: let’s get married for tax purposes

Ranboo: but-
Tubbo: Taxes
Ranboo: Tax Marriage :,(

by Boo :p August 25, 2021

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The price of cheating on a spouse, usually encompassing costs like alimony, child support, utilities, housing, cell phones, food, and vehicles.

The tax is often paid to both the spouse & the piece of ass on the side, and is necessary to avoid a public scene of marital discontent involving wrecked cars, burned wardrobes, trashed houses, midnight shouting matches in the front yard, etc.

SteveBro: "Dude, paying this adultery tax is killing my paycheck."

DaveBro: "Really, Bro? Try missing a payment on that shit and we'll be reading about you in the newspaper!"

by BeepoZButtbanger October 4, 2013

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Tax crazy

When someone gets a large tax return and beings blowing it or having a disregard for the price of anything.

Jenny got her tax return yesterday and shes already gone tax crazy, she just bought a new tv and is taking us out for drinks.

by Bughuul February 25, 2019

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On-demand and taxes

Parents version of Netflix and Chill, watching movies on demand and doing taxes.

"We found an affordable movie and did an On-Demand and taxes"

by Talented Turtle April 2, 2017

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turf tax

the person driving is using there gas so whenever they want something, they use the excuse "turf tax" which means "im driving you around so buy me this thing"

mason " lets go to mcdonalds"
ryan "fasho lets go im hungry. buy me a double cheeseburger"
mason " hell nah i only got $3"
ryan " bro, turf tax"

by daHERMINATOR September 10, 2010

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