muffin smuggler

a girl with a muffin top who is able to hide it with baggy sweaters. muffin top described as the extra fat/skin that hangs over the side of jeans, much like love handles only bigger.

1. I didnt know that girl was a muffin smuggler until it was deliciously too late.

by jokitier December 1, 2011

Stuff the muffin

The act of pounding chubby with a chubby.

My boy Sheridan stayed up all night to stuff the muffin and make cream cheese

by DOB69 April 27, 2014

sniffing muffins

Very gay. Meaning a man who enjoys the company of other men!!!

Bro u see how tight his pants is.
Yeah man he sniffing muffins!

by reallkeeper25/8 October 18, 2012

Coconut Muffin

Right when you are about to come, you pull out and frost a muffin with your jizz and make the girl eat it.

Yo, that ho thought my coconut muffin tasted great last night. She was begging me for another!

by OnlyBlackdude in Montana March 25, 2010

nuthin' muffin

An alternative phrase to "nothing burger" for plant-based individuals used to express disappointment after a much-anticipated event.

I was excited to see (insert name of whatever one was anticipating) but it turned out to be a big ol' nuthin' muffin.

Terry turned out to be a nuthin' muffin; I can't believe I thought spending time with them would be awesome.

by TeaInTheMoment March 10, 2021

rat muffin

Someone who strongly bothers others. A rat muffin is usually very obese and is always in someone else's face.

Oh that rat muffin is so annoying!

by Jess1234572947292 July 12, 2015

PLUMPER-MUFFIN

The act in which one must swim through a sea of fat rolls, in order to seduce a large woman

John was into bigger girls, he often enjoyed his experience with their PLUMPER-MUFFIN

by Codybrooks October 23, 2017