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Mask muffin

The occurrence of either a man or woman wearing a protective face mask that emphasizes the multiple fat rolls in that persons face, chin, or neck.
That woman’s mask muffin is a clear sign she needs to hit the gym.
by SirDunnsalot December 31, 2020
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Muffin Crevasse

The line in between abs or fat on one's stomach.
- "Have you been working out? Your abs are tight!"
- "Yeah, but I still need to get rid of my muffin crevasse."
by infected xD July 27, 2010
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muffin huffer

lesbian. girls who like to scissor. yeah know Rosie Odonnell
Rosie Odonnell a real muffin huffer. she huffed ellen degeneres's muffin at breakfast.
by elykmocsob May 4, 2011
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Muffin Humper

A women of lesbian decent who proceedingly attempts to grind up on any and all pussy in the vacinity.
"Maddie is such a muffin humper."
by Nerdstock October 2, 2013
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PLUMPER-MUFFIN

The act in which one must swim through a sea of fat rolls, in order to seduce a large woman
John was into bigger girls, he often enjoyed his experience with their PLUMPER-MUFFIN
by Codybrooks October 23, 2017
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rat muffin

Someone who strongly bothers others. A rat muffin is usually very obese and is always in someone else's face.
by Jess1234572947292 July 12, 2015
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muffin smuggler

a girl with a muffin top who is able to hide it with baggy sweaters. muffin top described as the extra fat/skin that hangs over the side of jeans, much like love handles only bigger.
1. I didnt know that girl was a muffin smuggler until it was deliciously too late.
by jokitier December 1, 2011
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