One who will not be found on the main road. This person is a gamer that values friendship but is also willing to participate in frequent insults pertaining to another Monsters mother. A Monster must be witty and ready to strike at the first sign of weakness. Insults are subject to review by other Monsters and will be judged accordingly. Insults that don’t live up to expectations will be dismissed while those that do will invite future attacks. Attacks which include the words Munging or Cosby Sweeter will most likely earn more respect from a Wandering Monster.
No Example for a Wandering Monster
by Woñs February 08, 2012
Frank: Tom you're a Monster Freak, try some juice please.
Tom: No thanks, ill stick with my Monsters.
Tom: No thanks, ill stick with my Monsters.
by DJ teh Beast December 28, 2009
n. A brick in a brick-sidewalk that is slightly unlevel with those around it, often causing unexpecting (and often innebriated) individuals to trip over it.
Johnny: Dude, where did you get that scar on your face?
Kenny: I tripped on a brick monster in the quad stumbling back from the bar last night and hit my face on a rock.
Kenny: I tripped on a brick monster in the quad stumbling back from the bar last night and hit my face on a rock.
by Nidira March 20, 2009
Woman No. 1: "Gertrude sure has lost a lot of weight lately."
Woman No. 2: "Yeah, but she still has a wiffle monster."
Woman No. 2: "Yeah, but she still has a wiffle monster."
by vogonjoe March 07, 2014
by Stugots84 June 17, 2015
This refers to your Fecal mass (Poo) the day after a Guinness bender which is black and quite scary and should be known as a guiness monster
by Dave1892 April 11, 2006
by Urine Fan May 10, 2009