Matilda is the person everyone wants to be, they aspire to be her! She is the prettiest person who ever roamed earth. Matilda is smart, a basher and loves animals! If you have a Matilda as a friend you are extremely lucky. She always puts a smile on your face because Matilda is never feeling melancholy!
by Awsomenes.s July 13, 2017

David monk Adam’s was a Australian convict in 1845
and he died 1878 from malnourishment and pneumonia.
His body was recovered in 1920 and was donated to scientific research.
His body was sold and was given to medical students.
And is now in possession of a Monash medical school graduate.
He was given to the medical student who graduated with honours in 1995
His name was mark franck
and he died 1878 from malnourishment and pneumonia.
His body was recovered in 1920 and was donated to scientific research.
His body was sold and was given to medical students.
And is now in possession of a Monash medical school graduate.
He was given to the medical student who graduated with honours in 1995
His name was mark franck
by David07 March 18, 2021

The now dead meme known as "Return To Monke" Which I think originates from the video where a person evolves from a monkey to a human and says "Go back I want to be monkey!" Is where simply a person acts like they are a monkey
Son: "Dad look at this cool meme I found!"
Dad: "Oh let me see."
Dad: "Why the fuck is a monkey dancing while someone is saying stinky poo in the background"
Son: "It's suppose to be funny dad!"
Dad: "I'm putting you up for adoption"
Dad: "Oh let me see."
Dad: "Why the fuck is a monkey dancing while someone is saying stinky poo in the background"
Son: "It's suppose to be funny dad!"
Dad: "I'm putting you up for adoption"
by IREALLYREALLYREALLYDONTKNOW April 22, 2022

by fasdffdhhdrh January 29, 2021

I've got a real itch on my monks veranda today, need to find somewhere out of teh way to give it a good scratch
by JTCarter March 25, 2022

by Hollymonkeyyyxx88 June 24, 2024
