Miss Whipple

She is the worst fucken teacher you will ever have or meet.She is the most old stubborn strict grumpy ugly fat bossy and she will find any reason even the most stupidest reason ever to get you into trouble or to just get mad at you. She is probably the BIGGEST bitch you will ever meet she's such a cunt and she gets PIST off at everything and she would strangle anyone if she could

New kid: hey who's that teacher over their
Students: SHE IS THE IS THE BIGGEST BITCH YOU WILL EVER MEET
Miss Whipple: DETENTION NOW

by Janine January 19, 2020

Miss Phyllis

Syphilis is a sexually transmitted infection (STI) that can cause serious health problems without treatment. Infection develops in stages (primary, secondary, latent, and tertiary). Each stage can have different signs and symptoms.

Miss Phyllis got hin after three months of whoring.

by fan_bingbing February 2, 2023

miss clark

dumb bitch that is a gay nibba hoe

fuk u miss clark

by fuck you hayley August 1, 2019

Missing husband

This is a “Nerb” a noun verb used to describe a male who would use mouth wash or brush ones nice teeth to gently kiss on such woman in the middle of the night. However, due to queefing and other issues woman was fired from job title.

“Hello? I wanted to marry a winner however, I went on to many dates to the movies, dinner, golfing, states/countries, with to many losers. I always wanted to marry a winner. . . Oh who am I kidding no I didn’t I’ll just go to the theater that isn’t opened every single night??? by myself. I guess I’ll just get used to having a Missing husband.

Inserts common knowledge here . ; )

by RightTriangle October 7, 2019

Missing Nut

When a Male has finished wanking, he cannot locate the so-called nut, making it the missing nut.

Dude, I was pissing my pants yesterday. My sister used the bathroom after me, and I think she found my Missing Nut based off of her scream.

Damn bro, you're dead!

by Livinlikelanger April 4, 2019

missing the straw

That awkward moment when you are paying attention to something else while trying to take a drink and end up making out with the cup or glass in front of your date. He/she then looks at you in disgust

Stefanie embarrassed herself on a date when she licked her iced tea and thought to herself "Damn, I'm missing the straw!"

by The Last Albino Gorilla June 8, 2017

Hit Or Miss

a meme that is satan's gift,god wont even look at it

guy:HIT OR MISS
another person:I GUESS THEY NEVER MISS HUH?

by ok hand March 4, 2019