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Sexy Toilet Mess

When you and your partner are both on the toilet together and want to have sex. You both do it together on the toilet. And you make a big mess after it’s all over. There is stuff everywhere on the walls, floor ,and curling of the bathroom.
Jack and Kelly had a sexy toilet mess together after they both came home from work.
by Funnypants78 July 9, 2024
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messy-mess

(n.)
1. A person who has become disorderly (to an extreme level) by the consumption of alcohol or other mind altering substances.
2. A situation that has become disorderly (to an extreme level) by the consumption of alcohol or other mind altering substances.
1. Emily and Melissa quickly became a messy-mess after discovering the open bar.
2. After waking up the next morning, Emily and Melissa realized what a messy-mess they had created. Poor KC had to clean it all up.
by MelissaandEmily January 1, 2008
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Hot Mess

a sexy person who has a shit face when he/she drinks.
Penn State Dude: I wanna goto Juniata and meet some smart sexy girls tonight?

Juniata Girl: I know I am smart and sexy but I am such a hot mess when i am drunk.
by jc_sherwood1 August 31, 2011
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sissy mess

When you get into a conflict with a homosexual male because he was being condescending, rude, or otherwise obnoxious or insulting.
That clerk at the DMV was starting some sissy mess with me.
by unlearn777 April 1, 2017
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Keep messing around you will be the bad smell in the attic

Meaning if they do not stop mucking about they will be murdered and tossed into said attic
Person 1, Yeeeeeet I'm only 16 I wanna kill a mockingbird by shoving a dog up his arse

Person2, Oi YOU SILLY BUGGERING BENT OVER SHEEP SHAGGER TALK ANY MORE SHIT ILL SKIN YOU FROM THE COCK AND LEAVE YOU IN THE FOCKEN ATTIC YA WEE BASTARD

person 1, you don't half talk shite you do

Person 2, THATS IT CUNT KEEP MESSING AROUND YOU WILL BE THE BAD SMELL IN THE ATTIC
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Minge mess

Slang term for when a lady has unexpected discharge
Oh no dear, I have to visit the loo, I’ve made a frightening minge mess.
by anonymous November 8, 2020
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Drunken Mess

When you are a complete mess while you are drunk
by reallygoodlookingman1 May 14, 2022
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