Mermeows

Twitter user, @mermeows / @mersweb. extremely attractive, married to @itsjbandzzz

did you see mermeows new tweet?

by K1NGS4V4G3 March 20, 2024

mermaidman

a man who is a mermaid inherited by god.

Look at him, hes a mermaidman!

by debbie wink December 7, 2024

Mermaid Spit

The name for bong water when you accidentally ingest it.

Tommy just got mermaid spit from his bong.

by TIPSDIAMREM February 13, 2025

Mermie

The definition of whore, she always on twitter waiting for men

That Mermie over there surely has a lot of men, what's her deal?

by Johnnyboy24 March 14, 2025

Mermie

Mermie stands for Male equivalent of rat made in Europe. This is Online slang that is popular on apps like twitter and tumblr in recent years. It's often used to describe whorish guys in Western Europe, some who pretend to be women online for clicks and ego fueling privileges. If u know where to look, they're often on twitter with fan pages of some of the greatest acts of our day. Make sure to call a Mermie every time you see one, as it is a compliment to them.

I see that Mermie over there all the time, he usually wreaks of sweat and axe spray and has oily hair...

by Johnnyboy24 March 21, 2025

mermaid fly

an extremely brain rotted person, that lurks and doesn’t talk to people. a background character

“that girl is such a mermaid fly!”

by rocking28822828 April 11, 2025

Mermaid’s Purse

The scrotum of a dog after its testes have been removed via surgical neutering. Merriam Webster and Oxford differ on whether a Mermaid’s Purse that has been refilled with neuticles still qualifies for the definition.

After getting neutered, that previously manly Maltipoo, Sea Bass, is little more than a rabbit, popping around the yard with that Mermaid’s Purse.

by Jeb6720 January 25, 2026