poached melon

post malone but food

well fuck make 'em some poached melons.

by taterth0ts October 9, 2020

Melon Balling

Melon Balling is the act of using a melon baller to remove ones eye before skull fucking them.

Went Melon Balling last night on my neighbors mom. After I popped that eye out she never saw me cumming.

by Mike OxMaul 187 September 22, 2025

Melon

Used to call someone an idiot or a dumbass

Person 1: hey come look at my kill streak

Person 2: you have no kills you melon

by NotAMelonistic May 10, 2023

Melon head

Another term for a “dumb twat” and a good thing to use infront of parents of teachers so they don’t spank you.

Melon head is also being debated on wether it should be a racist slur to black people because of the stereotype that black people like melon.

Calling somebody a “melon head” will give you ultimate power almost as if that big chubby grape snapped his fingers.

BE CAREFUL WITH USE OF THIS PHRASE:
CAN BE LETHAL

Steve: YOU NITWIT ITS 5

Chubby Grape: NO ITS 69 MELON HEAD

by I’m sand December 4, 2020

African Melon Mash

The African melon mash is a ritual where 150 men all take turns procreating with a watermelon that has a hole cut out and inserting there semen into it. After the ritual is complete the weakest boy of the village will eat this melon for strength and good health.

Chief it’s almost time for Timmy’s yearly African Melon Mash!

by GoingGutless June 8, 2021

Royal melon

Oh my God clones fight royal melon would be a clone and pair is not a clone. Oh my god oh my god oh my God basically to YouTube shorts are you ARG are you got clothing for

I got cloned by Royal melon

by Micah crazy October 8, 2023

absolute melon

An absolute melon is the person who can only say the most useless answers that contribute nothing the the conversation. They are always looking for attention and have IQ's lower than 4.

A: Says some dumb bullshit

B: You absolute melon

by waitwhatdoiputinhereagain August 18, 2023