Maria Jose

someone that gets annoyed by school and yells at you when she gets home, specially a girl.

"ugh im so done with school, get out of my face!"
"chill bro, you're acting like a maria jose"

by wasuu June 6, 2017

Maria Ramirez

Maria Ramirez is a smart, pretty, and fun to be around type person! She enjoys long romantic walks on the beach, and spending time with her kids and husband! You can talk to her about anything...She will listen!

Maria Ramirez should be famous!!

by Persons Unknown October 17, 2008

maria paz

She is awsome exotic and beutiful, she can be shy around new people but when she gets confy she can be the craziest person you know (in the best way) she has high expectiations for her future and believes she can accomplish anything she proposes , dont mess with her 'cause she can be a pain in the butt, when it comesto friends she is very loyal and would never betray you unless she was told you did the same first, in love, she will always play hard to get, but dont worry, if she really likes you and sees you in the same way as you see her she will try to put you in the freind-zone, just to keep you close

Laura: I wish my freind was a Maria Paz, oh wait, she is LOVE U GIRL❤️❤️❤️

by I like cupcackes they are nice January 17, 2018

Maria Debellis

HERES THE MOTHERFLIPPIN TEA: One of your friends wrote this Maria, can u guess who. They have nothing else better to do. ;) love ur dumb friend in crime.

"Maria Debellis is all about the tea"

by marshmarshall May 7, 2019

Maria-Mullet

A female with a mullet that believes it looks good and is in style.

The police chief will be in later to perm her Maria-Mullet .

by Soldier309 July 5, 2016

Maria Veronica

She’s one of a kind. She has more kindness in one hand than most people in their hole body. Strong, emphatic, artistic, creative and a true to herself. She’s here to change the life and vision of anyone and most people around her have their whole attention on her. You could be at war with anything but if she’s by your side you’ll feel peace no matter what because that’s what she is. The kind of person you wait for. She’s not a people’s pleaser, much more than that she just has a very human heart and doesn’t spend time trying to hide her feelings for others.

If you have one Maria Veronica in your life,

You should just feel very LUCKY.

Coquitoloco

Maria Veronica es un rayito de sol

by Terevidentes November 23, 2021

Crusty Maria

A Crusty Maria is a sexual act in which a man, firstly eats out an old vagina with a yeast infection and then kisses the girl thus transferring the 'crust'. Then the girl will give the man a blowjob, giving him that crust.

I was real hungry and horny so I asked her for a crusty maria.

by Hjmenne May 31, 2014