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balkan mango rage

when an individual hears someone says the quarterback for the Baltimore Ravens is a dogshit and how this individual fails to recognize the clear truth to this statement
How dare you say that about my pookie bear. I am going to unleash my balkan mango rage”
by drakemayelover February 6, 2025
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Mango Pop

literal abbreviation for "Mango Popsicle" , "Mango lollipop", or a more abstract "Mango pop icon slay"

created and first spoken by: cunt themselves

Inspired by viewing a pack of 'Vero Mango Lollipops' at CVS store #9794 (CA)

Mango pop exist because MANGOS ARE THAT BITCH and what else can they do but pop. Those who chant and spread the Mango Pop message share their love and favoritism for this tropical fruit and its iconic ability to always give mango. The Mango Pop chant (a repetitive, new age, techno style pop hit) forces those new listeners to question the mango and its greatness and their own relationship to the mango. Never mind the weirdo slay queen cunt who's chanting mango pop in your face. It's so rhythmic and oddly satisfying how these 3 syllables form the perfect up / down stress flow only to break off into a "pop , pop , pop" quick-beat break down every 3rd time Mango Pop is chanted it's a instant classic unforgettable catchy earworm that requires a mango release.

Soda, Juice, The Actual fruit, Candy, Smoothies, Popsicles, Ice Cream, Mangonadas!!!!

May you forever bless your taste buds and satisfy the Mango madness within.
" Mango pop ,

Mango pop ,

Mango, pop, pop, pop..

mango pop..." (repeat until satisfied, The chant exists for the mango-less moment as well)
by anonymous May 5, 2024
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The Magic Mango

From a few specific movies, this is a sentient and all-powerful creature on the level of gods. It is said to have once dueled Chuck Norris and can easily beat Zeus at arm wrestling. (The former obviously being more impressive, though.) It is reportedly friends with a Kiwi and a Fish, but few have gotten close enough to verify this. To die to this magical fruit is an honor like none other.
"SHIT, IT'S THE MAGIC MANGO! RUN!!"
"What's a Magic Ma-?" *Gets exploded by the Magic Mango*
by Magic Mango Fanboy July 18, 2023
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star mango

a forniteit girl” who think they’re better than everyone else
you see that Star mango over there
by Bardley January 2, 2024
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Mango

Black person who acts Asian. Black outside, yellow inside.
Opposite to Sunflower.
There's a nigga who wants to be a mango.
by Shiine-1 February 17, 2022
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Mango

another way of saying someone has a juicy butt.
Dude1: Oh look at her. She has a juicy butt
Dude2: Yeah she has a mango butt
by Bellabellabean March 2, 2020
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mango maggot

Trump and all of his trumptard followers. Mango because of his artificial color, maggot because they feed on rot.
Bruh, that dude is a mango mango maggot. He stinks.
by BornUSA February 22, 2025
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