A very Wrinkly Vagina. often in the shape of a muffin, It is unusual that girls get this. but if you fuck Justin Bieber there's a Huge Possibility that you will get one :D. or it will sometimes occur if you apply an extreme amount of Cinnamon Bun mixture to it.
Girl : Dude My Vagina looks all weird and WRINKLY D:
GUY: MY GAWD, THAT MUST BE A WRINKLE MUFFIN, you fucked JB.
GUY: MY GAWD, THAT MUST BE A WRINKLE MUFFIN, you fucked JB.
by MrFuneralFog February 26, 2011
Get the Wrinkle Muffinmug. by BeeebTeam March 21, 2020
Get the Scrubbing Muffinsmug. A connoisseur's interpretation of that great British food staple, the chip sandwhich. The thinking man's terminology if you will. Sometimes referred to as a chip barm. Frowned upon when incorrectly localised to a chip cake, roll, bun, bap etc.
Jasmine went into the chippy and asked for a chip bread cake. A what? Said the proprietor? You mean a chip muffin you div. now get out and don't come back until you can speak English.
by Larsey April 24, 2016
Get the chip muffinmug. 
a girl with a muffin top who is able to hide it with baggy sweaters. muffin top described as the extra fat/skin that hangs over the side of jeans, much like love handles only bigger.
by jokitier December 1, 2011
Get the muffin smugglermug. by DOB69 April 27, 2014
Get the Stuff the muffinmug. An alternative phrase to "nothing burger" for plant-based individuals used to express disappointment after a much-anticipated event.
I was excited to see (insert name of whatever one was anticipating) but it turned out to be a big ol' nuthin' muffin.
Terry turned out to be a nuthin' muffin; I can't believe I thought spending time with them would be awesome.
Terry turned out to be a nuthin' muffin; I can't believe I thought spending time with them would be awesome.
by TeaInTheMoment March 10, 2021
Get the nuthin' muffinmug.