sayonaise

A mix of sayori from doki doki literature club and mayonaise aka the most disgusting thing ever. it makes you feel absolutely mentally terrible because it makes you feel how sayori felt in ddlc when you called her your dearest friend.

1: hey do you want some sayonaise
2: whats that

1: its like mayonaise that makes you really depressed
2: huh

by nat the fruitiest October 25, 2022

Mayonista

Noun: A white foreign national in a primarily Latin country. Usually over the age 60 and from Canada, United States, Australia, or England.

“That bar primarily serves tourists. Look at all the mayonistas outside.”

“Those mayonistas really drive the prices up”

“Pinches mayonistas”

by El Nigre Tigre December 28, 2022

Mayonista

Noun: A white foreign national in a primarily Latin country. Usually over the age 60 and from Canada, United States, Australia, or England.

“That bar primarily serves tourists. Look at all the mayonistas outside.”

“Those mayonistas really drive the prices up”

“Pinches mayonistas”

by El Nigre Tigre December 28, 2022

Mayomoiselle

Traditionally a delightful feminine condiment, a creamy concoction, a sophisticated spread... basically, mayonnaise with a French flair and a touch of sexy elegance. Think of it as the queen of creamy white dressings, oozing from her hole, ruling the realm of sandwiches and salads with a delicate, tangy hand

"I want Mayomoiselle, please! My salad needs a touch of French creamy royalty!."

by Mayo Slave April 21, 2025

Mayomoiselle

Mayomoiselle radiates the opulent, seductive majesty of a French royal courtesan, her velvet whispers, decadent allure weaving a spell of forbidden ecstasy and her creamy mayo that satisfies both physical and spiritual hunger, urging you to defy her regal seduction and tasty mayo before it ensnares your deepest desires.

My brother, this is giving Mayomoiselle vibes, try and resist at all cost if you can.

by Mayo Slave June 16, 2025