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Explosive leaving

Exiting while combusting.
Sometimes when you do not talk to your microwave properly it engages in explosive leaving.
by Chresse Zacrums September 12, 2016
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Faternity leave

A period of maternity leave, unexpected by friends and co-workers as nobody knew the Mother to be was expecting, due to her already substantial build.
Where's Kate been these past few weeks, Dave?

She's on faternity leave with the bairn.

I didn't even know she was pregnant...She was already a big girl though.

Aye, fraternity leave, right enough.
by Bayesoir December 31, 2019
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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
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leave her at the dentist

When the only way out of your relationship is to leave them at the dentist while they are in the chair. Drop them off and head home and pack your shit and go!
Bob: how’d you finally shake her man?

Dan: man I had to leave her at the dentist.
by Chuckyv76 August 29, 2023
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Just-Leave-You-There

When you take a bong hit of half weed half tobacco and in a meditative way. Once you take the bong hit, it just leaves you there, hense why it is called a "just-leave-you-there". It would make sense if you had tried it. You need a resident amount of each marijuana and tobacco for this effect to make perfect sense. The instant of "just-leave-you-there" is the instant state of meditation/no-mind
A man takes the noted bong hit "Just-Leave-You-There" and it just leaves him there
by Gorin Silderman April 26, 2014
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get that head get that bread and leave

so wait the saying "get that head get that bread and leave" refers to getting stimulation to the male reproductive organ using the oral cavity usually to reach climax most refer to as "cumming" and then proceed to collect "bread" or the currency used in that place in the world that usually holds value in the stuff you are able to acquire with it, and then proceed to leave the (usually other sex) partner for an undisclosed reason.
He really did get that head get that bread and leave?
by SuperAngel November 9, 2021
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Squeeze and leave

Similar to dine and dash. Squeeze and leave is when you take a poop and do not wipe.
Person 1: Hurry! We have to leave right now
Person 2: Okay i just did a squeeze and leave we can go
by Lord of fartz August 7, 2019
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