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LEAF Paradox

The strategy of trying to achieve the improved mental wellbeing of students through the imposition of rigorous academic load, tireless material-reading, restless assignments, and endless essays.
Teacher: We are living through difficult times, so don't forget to have some off-screen time purely dedicated to relaxing and doing nothing. Also, until the next class, read the chapter, submit the weekly essay, complete the quiz and try to answer all the questions I will post.
Student: Thanks for this LEAF Paradox, I am gonna drown myself in the kitchen sink instead.
by deeze.nhats March 1, 2021
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Brother Leaf

Starting by a young girl named Jackie, who's actual name is biscuit, the term "Brother Leaf" refers to a guy as reliable as a leaf! Flakes off every fall and grows back every spring. ^_^
Ahh man, my boyfriend is really a brother leaf.
by Ramon Machiavelli December 16, 2011
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Certified Maple Leaf Moment

When you've been going hard all year, only to fuck it up miles away from the finish line
Watching my daughter give up the winning goal in the 1st round playoff - game 7 to be exact, was a certified maple leaf moment for our family, filled with disappointment and frustration.
by BigGucciFucci April 28, 2024
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Leaf

A leafeon who has gone through hell it self and is the god that drifts between universe
Have you hear leaf is gone
by Lordskittles145 February 9, 2021
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Leaf

Oh hey you got a leaf I need i to poop NOW wait NO jerry get your butt back here to help my butt jerry!
by Abbie yeah that girl May 25, 2021
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Maple Leafing

When you are sure to win a game/series and miraculously choke and lose the game, defying all odds.

Source: Toronto Maple Leafs playing in game 7 of 2013 NHL Playoffs Round 1 against the Boston Bruins with 10 minutes to go and leading 4-1, and again with less than 2 minutes left and leading 4-2, start choking and lose the game and the series in OT.
"The Bruins just maple leaf'ed game 6 of the cup final! Karma's a biaaatch!"

"We've almost got this game! let's not be maple leafing it in these final minutes boys!!"
by hockey gods June 27, 2013
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Four leaf skin clover

Two gay guys slapping their nuts together
I saw your dad getting some strange from some guy at the bar they were in an all out ‘Four leaf skin clover’ thrusting hard
by Farmacy420ma January 4, 2021
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