Lap Dogg

A women who uses the word no to try and get men to force themselves onto them sexually, this can happen with clothes on or off.

That bitch signed into the barracks and came into my room, took her own panties off then gonna tell me no ??
Get the fuck out of here lap dogg, tryna bite me bitch...

by Ragnar Funnies September 5, 2018

glory lap

Running the whole way round a university/college faculty while naked, to celebrate a successful night out. This is sometimes done as a dare and almost always whilst pissed.

1. "Man, that was the best night out ever. Wanna do a glory lap around the History fac on our way back to our dorms?"

2. "I don't feel ready to call it a night yet. Let's do a glory lap"

3. "Drinks on me tomorrow night if you do a glory lap around the library"

by prohobbit September 28, 2018

lapping

Receiving a belated salary due to your boss driving round and round town late at night burning excessive amounts of rubber and testosterone at the same time.

Landlord: Your rent was due yesterday. Mind your deadlines.
Tenant: Sorry, I am lapping at work again. I'll pay as soon as my boss is done doing donuts at the 7-Eleven parking lot.

by Sumpfgott1050 September 5, 2022

Lap

Collection noun for a group of mosquitoes. Synonyms being swarm, cloud.

The lap of mosquitoes attacked my ankles. Shut the door before the lap of mosquitoes get in.

by Prof Emmal October 28, 2022

Lap

A statement to doing something on a daily. When something is "Your" or "A Lap" it means you regularly do it. Its easy.

Two vs one is my lap. You fight two people alone on a daily.

by Hobbsicle April 23, 2022

Lap bore

When a shawty up in your lap and it gives bore vibes

She wasn’t a throat goat, she’s a lap bore

by Jadakiss934ever January 10, 2022

Lap yurtz

Lap yurtz/shirley is a artist/animator/singer wolf heartdog stardog thing lmao ummm she has two parents and a sister. She's friends with ived porri and heartdog she's genderfluid but mostly known as female. Ummmmmm she's an aam and overall fatherless. The fandom called boxy. And ummm. I forgot to add age lmao. 5/19/2010 ummmmm. Uhhhhhh. Ummm they have over 99999999999 ocs
She has a planet called fluffwerw with my made up species called larrim/yurtz.

Lots of this is probably not happening yet but if your reading this in the future than everything that is happening is. I have merch. I have comics and shows of my ocs! Im probably an orphan but probably not idk yet. But ye. BTW I'm a sanrio and drawn together lover :3

They fictosexual
And aam lmao.

Hmmm.

Ummmmm
Ummmmm
Did I mention I drawl?

I love fidgets.

I'm out of ideas. But that's not the rest of me. That's just my qna and everything important. The rest is just backstory fantasy and stuff like that.

Soooooo.

Bibi.

Lap yurtz/shirley is a artist/animator/singer wolf heartdog stardog thing lmao ummm she has two parents and a sister. She's friends with ived porri and heartdog she's genderfluid but mostly known as female. Ummmmmm she's an aam and overall fatherless. The fandom called boxy. And ummm. I forgot to add age lmao. 5/19/2010 ummmmm. Uhhhhhh. Ummm they have over 99999999999 ocs
She has a planet called fluffwerw with my made up species called larrim/yurtz.

Lots of this is probably not happening yet but if your reading this in the future than everything that is happening is. I have merch. I have comics and shows of my ocs! Im probably an orphan but probably not idk yet. But ye. BTW I'm a sanrio and drawn together lover :3

They fictosexual
And aam lmao.

Hmmm.

Ummmmm
Ummmmm
Did I mention I drawl?

I love fidgets.

I'm out of ideas. But that's not the rest of me. That's just my qna and everything important. The rest is just backstory fantasy and stuff like that.

Soooooo.

Bibi.

by Lap yurtz June 4, 2022