Jordan

He looks like a girl and is inferior to all

Jordan is my least favorite person ever

by Chickenwaffle89 March 5, 2020

Jordan

Jordan, shes a beautiful amazing wonderful human. But she's a cheater(watch out for that). She's very beautiful, sexy, and down for whatever. She will smoke yo smoke so yeah she cool. She doesn't like most but when she does she absolutely loves them. She talks to too many guys while y'all are dating. She's unfaithful, but damn she's beautiful.

Guy 1: you know Jordan

Guy 2: ya, y'all are dating right

Guy 1: not anymore she cheated on me

by N!GGA July 1, 2018

Jordan

Jordan is the kind of guy that acts gay, but actually isn’t. He is unathletic as hell, and loves to rock out with his cock out. He’s very unintelligent and is a dumbass.

Jordan, for the last time I’m not have sex with you!

by The Goat23 April 27, 2019

Jordan

This guy is the creepiest motherfucker ever. If you ever meet one, run for the hills because he was probably stalking you already before you even met. And if you do know a Jordan and he's not creepy, just give it a bit of time and then he'll show his true colours of being a weird mf.

Person 1: Hey, have you met Jordan yet?
Person 2: Yeah, he was watching me outside my window last night.

by _cool_guy_69_ December 8, 2019

Jordan

she is the most beautiful person in the world and if you get to be her boyfriend then you can call yourself the luckiest person in the world

the most beautiful person in the world(jordan)

by Ladykiller534 May 10, 2018

Jordan

Jordan is a amazing guy he has the biggest dick anyone could ask for.
If you look at him for 1 second you will be squirting all day and night.

If you are Jordan’s girlfriend you are the luckiest person alive.

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I like Jordan

by I like Jordan July 14, 2018

Jordan

This one cunt with green hair and an attitude that just won't quit. She's a dumbass and will cut someone if needed. She's not smart, or pretty, or talented, but can pet 4 animals at a time. 12/10 would recommend petsitter. She looks white as fuck but is actually native American and Portuguese.

"Hey do you know that one girl Jordan?"

"That cunt with the green hair and the bulletproof vest of a strapless bra"

"Thats the bitch."

by Fuckmeinthe*ssdaddy123 August 30, 2018