Jared is a bloke with many problems. His pc is fucked, cars a pool, feet are cybernetic and his housemates are cooler than him. He’s also gay.
by DireIsGay November 25, 2023
Get the Jaredmug. 
by Keeks maleeks February 25, 2022
Get the Jared Ellismug. Missing hair follicles, extremely bald. Has a one-piece character build. Overall a 1 in looks. Knows his way around a women. Not the sharpest person in the room.
by MaxtheMeattree March 8, 2024
Get the Jaredmug. Jared Flows this tale was recorded on the year of 1962. This is a ballet to comerate the Tale of Jared.
-There once was a young lad named
Jared
-Helping the people he grew uo with livin in boxes when he opened the door he expected a fridge but it was only a box.
-twas a mournful night for this young lad named jared.
-Uncle Cliff his only true love but he did not they were related he robbed by his son but twas the end for young jared.
-Jumping into the rap game rapping with one canolie but without he just threw it away.
- that was the end for his raping game as he went on to br a father.
-through the boxes he looked weak and weary. But without a woman he lusted for more. Aroma filled the air drifitng flowing like water. And then it hit him his rap name was clear. Hureka he said as the name came on Flows 201 was born....
end prologue
-There once was a young lad named
Jared
-Helping the people he grew uo with livin in boxes when he opened the door he expected a fridge but it was only a box.
-twas a mournful night for this young lad named jared.
-Uncle Cliff his only true love but he did not they were related he robbed by his son but twas the end for young jared.
-Jumping into the rap game rapping with one canolie but without he just threw it away.
- that was the end for his raping game as he went on to br a father.
-through the boxes he looked weak and weary. But without a woman he lusted for more. Aroma filled the air drifitng flowing like water. And then it hit him his rap name was clear. Hureka he said as the name came on Flows 201 was born....
end prologue
Jared your box disapeared!
by The Real Flows201 April 5, 2019
Get the Jaredmug. Someone on the surface who seems charming, likeable, losing 245 pounds to staring on a hit show. Deep inside it has an appetite for children, this is the Pedo Karen.
"Jared from Subway Is a pedophile."
"On breaking news, Jared Bell has now been convicted for endangering children with harmful material."
"On breaking news, Jared Bell has now been convicted for endangering children with harmful material."
by RIP.exe July 29, 2021
Get the Jaredmug. Jared is black history
by Wigglemybutt628382738 May 13, 2022
Get the Jaredmug.