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Julian

Julian is a sexy ass kid with really dark hair and all the ladies love him Julian is also a quandillionare and will spoil you he is also very good at skateboarding and sex with a 2 feet penis, he is known as the TOP-G.
OMG look at @juliantheposer on instagram he is so sexy
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Usually found in the wild deserts of Africa fingering his asshole with mayo
Julian Paul, you horny freak!
by a/M July 21, 2016
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Julian has a sense of humour that can guide one through the day with an easy smile and laugh. Though it's important to mention that scientists aren't quite sure if that effect of guiding doesn't actually stem from his outshining personality. He's a competition to the sun in how he brightens the world or maybe it's not a competition and rather a kinship he shares with the sun, summer and sweet june. If it wasn't for his cool-headedness, which makes him a formidable partner in crime and life, facts would speak for him as a cause of global warming. The cool-headedness though makes him a rather balanced factor in the addition, in fact he might rather have a tendency to taking away from the heat - at least he has that effect on heated debates. If you ever need a cool-down, who would have thought a relative of sun, summer and june would be the one to go to? All in all he can be compared to a cooling warm and shiny summer rain - my favourite weather and for a good reason also the favourite of many others. I want it to summer rain forever!
weather reporter: "The temperatures are further raising as the week continues but there's going to be some rainy days in Nuremberg. The summer rain is brought by the low pressure area Julian."
by MeMyselfandGollum February 9, 2022
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Pulling A Julian

The act in which someone who is under 16 years of age drives a car on public roads
"Woah man, Did you hear George was Pulling A Julian this weekend in his 1994 British Racing Green NA' Miata?"
by K Kittlez May 23, 2016
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Julian

Julian is one of the quiet kids. He's amazingly cute and and full of - well, quietness. No one really talks to Julian. To most people he just there to be there, but once you get to now him he's the cutest person ever. Well, to me he is! (Note: If Julian ever searches up his name on urban dictionary this is how I'll tell him that I like him.)
Me: Hey bestie Julian is so cute I really like him!
My bestie: Oh well like whoever you like but just so you know he doesn't want to date anyone.
Me: I don't care about that, I just really like him.
by Chary Caca February 13, 2022
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Julian Xavier Cantu Has the biggest dick in the land
by OPG-Clapz January 29, 2021
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The Julian is a rare species and is often found lifting extremely light weights in a gym. On the account of his tiny cock, he always talks about random things like mustard gas and the Missouri government cheese caves.
Why does Julian threaten us with mustard gas?
by Julian can die :) March 25, 2025
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