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Jose is a depressing person who can't keep his girl from running away with another man.
"Look at that Jose, his girl is being stolen by m_val555 and he can't do anything about it."
by Yourmansfave700 January 14, 2020
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Jose is a person who you won't like if you hate idiots, but he's a good friend...... Im just kidding..... He's a big fat pussy, he's scared of everything hes ugly and fat... Jose is a man of his own kind and own back ground.
Person 1:Ay did you hear about jos-
Person 2: we don't say that name ever in this house you hear me

Person 1: Yes sir... Hey did you hear about jose
Person 2: YOU LITTLE SHI—
by Ig: rquin_coupie January 27, 2020
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This JROTC kid that takes after his dad. Literally a carbon copy of his father, same name and everything. I love him though, chillest and funniest person you will ever meet. My little blue eyed booger nugget 😩😩😩 jk jk don’t quote me on that. Nah, but Jose when will you get off of “a break” from other hoes, give me a chance bb. I’ll pay you 500 Rupees for your love 😏
When you see that Jose kid, tell him that the Marines are gonna kick his ass.
Jose, give that a girl a chance, she’s probably the only girl that has ever liked you for you and not your appearance.
by jose’sbitchbuthedontknowityet November 29, 2020
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Jose, just give me a chance already, my blue eyed booger man 👅. Jose is a little JROTC kid who wants to join the marines and is also a carbon copy of his father, same name and everything. He be letting himself get played by all these girls that just want him for his appearance but I like him for literally everything. No but seriously, when you have enough “time for yourself” and are ready for a relationship, I’m here, I care about you so much but you were so oblivious to see just how much I care about you. He is a very funny (although his humor is kinda mean 😀), kind, smart and a daddy (idc if you don’t like that word). Idk if you’ll ever seen this but hopefully you aren’t dumb enough to not know it’s me you little rat.
Have you seen that Jose kid? Scream that you love communists in his face.
Hey Jose, give that girl a chance.
by jose’sbitchbuthedontknowityet November 29, 2020
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San Jose-Chua

Chinese-Filipino family who has a net worth of $12,000,000. They are one of the top most wealthy family in the Philippines. Their family are models, millionaires and businessman. Alexandrine Chua, the most popular member of the family.
"Everyone wanted to live the life of a San Jose-Chua."
by pentagonixx March 1, 2020
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is a good fortnite player and is also gay because he likes to put a penis in his mouth on mondays, sometimes friday i he's in the mood.
jose is gay.
by assylaisthicc March 6, 2020
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I am a guy so I was born with a jose
by Wakanda4ever65 March 9, 2020
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