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Bald

Martin is bald
Bald matiiiiin
by matinnnn August 31, 2023
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Bald Bobby

A man so incredibly bald, that you could pick your teeth on his head. A man that is so bald that he also is deemed one of the worst names, (Bobby)
Kevin: Hey Bobby can I clean my teeth on your head?
Bobby: stop making fun of how bald I am, don’t clean your teeth.
Kevin: shut up Bald Bobby
by Mac The Frog April 29, 2019
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ur bald

when someone is unhappy and uses "ur bald" as an insult because they have hair and you don't.
"lol im too good at this game"
"ur bald"
"my haircut isn't THAT bad"
"ur bald"
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hairy and bald

I think if we shave his head and beard
he will move faster and lighter
and he will regain vision
Huge difference sleeping with him hairy and bald.
by Krkič March 21, 2020
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National bald head day

Hey it’s national bald head day expose ha bald ass
by Bucketgetta November 19, 2019
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bald people

people who have no hair on their heads and have very shiny heads, I have never seen a bald person in real life. They do not exist. There is only in movies like Walter White
I have no hair, i’m getting bald

(bald people don’t have hair)
Walter White is bald
by skadiiii May 7, 2022
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Nose Bald

The feeling when you are seeding and you breath in too much of a whiff of Aqua ammonia, and your nose hurts, but also feels like all the hairs are gone because they burned off.
Dude I’m totally nose bald right now, better get back in my tractor…
by 25lilh October 17, 2022
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