Lap Gravy

The cum that comes out and lands on your lap, when the girl can’t swallow it all...

Kat was giving me road head on the way over, and I ended up with “lap gravy” because she couldn’t swallow it all...

by Lapgravy101 January 15, 2021

Bum gravy

The slightly brown coloured whippij that is often acquired after strenuous physical activity or a stressful experience. One would be particularly susceptible to bum gravy if it was an extremely hot day.

*Sun beaming down on Jeremy*
Jeremy: "Guys, does anyone have a tissue?"
Friends: "No, why?"
Jeremy: "I can feel the bum gravy brewing again"

by Siaidhwbdis February 10, 2017

buckeye gravy

Diarrhea that is watery and it usually splatters all over the toilet bowl. It looks like someone dropped an M-80 into a bucket of brown paint.

I just dropped some buckeye gravy in stall three. Don't go in there!

by Stingray Phil August 01, 2015

gravity gravy

this is what seeps out of a sexhole heading south

Just as Aaron's car started, Sarah began to feel the gravity gravy begin to migrate onto her sheets...

by von groovy September 15, 2019

gravy packaged

When everyone that plays outwar realizes that they're all gay.

I was totally raiding last night until everyone got gravy packaged.

by bnaum September 26, 2007

Gravy pit

Also known as a shitpit but is slightly different.
1. A gravy pit is when you spread faecal (shit) material on the walls of the teacher's lounge

2. A bath tub filled with steam hot shit and beef stock, see also Gravy pit party.

person A: dude we should make a Gravy pit

Person B: sick I'm in.

by chris_luva May 06, 2022

Gravy Crumpet

A sexual act - rimming someone with explosive diarrhoea.

Oh man, I was with Joe last night, we drank Moviprep and gave each other the Gravy Crumpet. Best night I've ever had.

by Legandor January 08, 2022