inpertinent

concentrated on a single area or subject or into a short time; very thorough or vigorously relating to the thing that is being thought about or discussed

It is very inpertinent that you transfer me to John.

by William J. Hersey May 19, 2016

[insert cringe here]

Usually said after a dad joke is told.

So, my dad was at the grocery store, and when the cashier asked him whether he wanted a paper or plastic bag, he said: "I don't care, I'm bisacktual." Insert cringe here

by Lumby_Jack April 20, 2017

Intertain

Being "entertained" over the internet.

Delaine intertains me.

by RubyRed June 15, 2007

inverted Pretentite

someone who eats both pretentious snacks, and non pretenious snacks

i am having asparagus, then going to the cinema to have nachos with plastic cheese, that means i am an inverted pretentite

by searsy79 June 3, 2009

Inverted Wagon Wheel

An extension of the third wheel/inverted oreo.

Occurs when someone of dark complexion is situated between two people of light/pale complexion, and the two pale people are in a relationship. Not only will the darker person be third-wheeling, but they will be an "inverted wagon wheel," and they will be "inverse wagon wheeling."

The "wagon wheel" part refers to the wagon wheel snackfood similar to an oreo available in many parts of the world.

Black Guy: Oh hey, it's a white couple
(black guy runs up in between the couple, proceeds to make things awkward)
White couple: Stop being an inverted wagon wheel man

by Crawdaunt November 2, 2010

Inverted Gargoyle

when a male is so disgusted with the sight of a greasy woman in tight revieling clothes that his penis does the opposite of an erection and becomes inverted and turned to stone until it is revived by a smoking hot chick.

"aww dude the other night i saw jodie in a tube top"
"awwwww man no way, thats disgusting"
"i know i had an inverted gargoyle for like an hour, my god she is gross.

by Aiden Evergreen January 3, 2011

Inverted Cream Stream

The act of performing a one handed hand stand while simultaneously beating ones meat until ultimately sending an ejaculatory stream of warm seimen into ones mouthhole.

The young man acquired several injuries while in the act of performing an inverted cream stream.

by Kujo1367 March 31, 2015