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Reyes hoodie

Faded washed hoodie typically comes in black, dark grey, olive green, and coyote brown/ dunkel braun colors.

Reyes hoodie is very edgy in design “edgy as fuck” as Reyes himself would say. It contains graphic images of human bones such as skulls, and middle fingers. Other notable prints are wings, crosses, tombstones, demons and inappropriate words like “FUCK YOU NIGGA” & “FUCK SLAVEMASTER”. These prints are so edgy and scary that even the devil himself trembles in fear.

Often worn by edgy teenagers who come home high fight with their dad on a random Taco Tuesday.

Reyes hoodies are is not just regular drip its a lifestyle and looks good on your IG profile. It attracts the el puzz (el peso huzz). However it’s a double edged sword because the sheer amount of dark power held in the Reyes hoodie corrupts every girl’s heart leading to a never ending cycle of unhappiness and swing shifts.
Example 1
Josh: Yo is this hoodie from zoomies tuff asf or what?
Reyes: yea nigga this is that Reyes hoodie that’s gonna scare the IG huzz away.
Josh: I have to buy this then.

Example 2
Mr. JD: ey Reyes, it’s December, where’s your cold weather protective gear?
Reyes: Nigga please, shut the fuck up, I’m wearing this Reyes hoodie and this weather is nothing compared to the cold darkness inside me.

Example 2

Mr. QA: boy, why is your shitmobile meltmaxxing with all your shredded tires?!!!
ART: hey chatty, hop off my dick nigga. look at this Reyes hoodie I’m wearing. Shredded tires is part of the Reyes hoodies lifestyle because I’m so edgy
Mr. QA: you might get into a car accident but at least you got that Reyes hoodie on.
by Calf slicer August 13, 2025
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brown hoodie

When you lick a woman's clit while she's taking a number 2 on the toilet
I got my brown hoodie this weekend but now she wants me to get it every weekend
by Muffdiver41 August 4, 2018
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Give a girl your hoodie day

On the 11 of March u need to give a girl that you know your hoddie. It doesn’t need to be your gf.
“Hey here’s my hoodie because its the 11 of March which is give a girl your hoodie day”
Thanks so much
by NoBoDy’S gOnNa KnOw March 10, 2021
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Hoodie Swap

Swap your hoodie every until Christmas break with a person who has the closest birthday to you or if u don’t do that then ya have to hug the person with the closest birthday to ya everyday until yo Christmas break 💞 STARTING 11-20-19
(Example:May25&May26 u have to swap or hug until Christmas break)
Hoodie swap:Give someone your hoodie and they give to theirs or hug until Christmas break
by DAniEl TigGeR November 19, 2019
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baseball hoodie

Socal’s Sundevils famous for the Macho man always wearing a hoodie underneath his baseball jersey no matter the weather hot or cold one must always wear the hoodie
We’re winning today macho man wore the baseball hoodie
by Baseball hoodie July 13, 2022
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Give your gf your hoodie day

The 24th of august is national give your gf your hoodie day <3 this definition definitely wasn’t made by a girl that wants his hoodie….
Girl: GUESS WHAT

Guy: no1. What and no2. Calm it

GIRL: NO IM NOT CALMING IT ITS NATIONAL GIVE YOUR GF YOUR HOODIE DAY
Guy: alr then sounds reasonable

Girl: * forever happy*
by GIMME THAT HOODIE <3 August 17, 2022
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