Horrible Hamburger

Get a hamburger cum on it shit on it and spit on it then eat it

Gabe had to eat the Horrible Hamburger last night

by Jimmafee November 11, 2022

jon hamburger

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by Jon hamburger October 12, 2022

knuckle hamburger

A variation of a hand job. The fist is applied to the penis, flattening it against the body.

This action mimics the flattening of ground beef into a hamburger patty, thus the name.

Dude 1: I heard she gives a wild knuckle hamburger.

Dude 2: Yeah bro my dick was as flat as a Steak n Shake burger!

by Herschel Goldsteinberg April 23, 2023

dalton hamburger

when you eat a giant disk of molten steel and fucking die

"what happened to luke?"

"he ate the dalton hamburger and fucking died"

by osiris3330 September 3, 2023

Karl Hamburger

The act of defecating on your partners chest, and then using your buttocks to smash the stool into the shape of a hamburger patty.

Andy enjoyed the feeling of a fresh Karl Hamburger before bed.

by Dallydooley January 7, 2024

Browning the hamburger meat

To take a shit

Doug walked in on me browning the hamburger meat yesterday

by Hamburglar69 May 31, 2016

macaroni and cheese hamburger

The best, yet most disgusting thing to whisper in your friends ear

O: Hey I gotta secret
P: what?
O: macaroni and cheese hamburger
P: *rips his organs out

by Coki Doki December 16, 2019