Gooch Attack

A gooch attack is when one male friend begins to(vigorously) attack another male’s gooch. During a gooch attack you cannot use objects, only yourself.(arms, feet, toes, fingers, etc.) The (non-consensual) attack continues until the gooch attacker forces the victim to either orgasm through prostate stimulation or shit themselves due to violent butt play. If the gooch attacker forces the victims gooch to bleed before they shit or ejaculate he looses rank. (Novice, Mercenary, Wizard, Lord, Master, Grand Master, Grand Wizard)

Mom should I tell the police that I was gooch attacked last night. Dam, I won’t shit right for a week after that gooch attack.
Last week I finally became a Grand Wizard after my gooch attack against my teacher.

by Lord WizarD III October 27, 2020

Gooch Dragon

A Gooch Dragon comes from the latin "goo" and the greek "Chadragon", meaning 'To Be Obnoxious" If someone wears a swag flatcap and walks around yelling YOLO and Banter, you've caught a goochdragon.

"Did you see that dude who just passed by?"

"I know right, either he's drunk, stupid or just a sloppy Gooch Dragon!"

"Did you see that dude who just passed by?"

"I know right, either he's drunk, stupid or just a sloppy Gooch Dragon!"

by Zeke Rue January 12, 2015

Gooch tucker

A male who wants to be female. To do so he/she tucks the penis in the space between the balls and asshole.

Hey Bob. I was in the shitter with William and he is a gooch tucker!!!

by Wcmst4 April 5, 2018

Gooch Goo

A days worth of ball sweat.

I worked my ass off all day in the sun and need to clean all this gooch goo off my ballsack.

by Inomon June 3, 2018

Gooch Pubes

The hair between your genitals and your ass hole running down the skin.

Damn my gooch pubes are getting in the way of my penis. I pee side ways.

by NatePV September 25, 2010

gooch pooch

The "pooch" of fat around the vaginal area of a heavier woman's torso. Also known as the "front bum"

Check the gooch pooch on that whale!

by Twitch801 November 22, 2007

gooch special

the lunch choice of the gooch everyday at the SBC caf
consists of the chicken burger and fries with a pepsi

Im getting the gooch special

by Frank Lester January 29, 2008