Your playin backgammon online and your opponent gets the 1 roll he was not AT ALL  Likely to get...thus not only winning the game but also the match and your cash wager! 
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You have serious munchies and remember some chocolate you hid away on the shelf. Making a b-line for it, You see FLUFFY the poodle eating the last blue one out of the shredded bag of M&Ms... knowing that choclolate's toxic to dogs and even more so the fact your Stash is now gone you exclaim "FUCK THE GOOOOOAT!"
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You have serious munchies and remember some chocolate you hid away on the shelf. Making a b-line for it, You see FLUFFY the poodle eating the last blue one out of the shredded bag of M&Ms... knowing that choclolate's toxic to dogs and even more so the fact your Stash is now gone you exclaim "FUCK THE GOOOOOAT!"
by Becca T November 29, 2004
 Get the fuck the Goat!mug.
Get the fuck the Goat!mug. You enjoy visiting goat sanctuaries in your spare time and stroking Goats.
Basically means your a fucking retard...
Basically means your a fucking retard...
by xDStevieee July 18, 2010
 Get the Goat Strokermug.
Get the Goat Strokermug. by directionalarrow May 29, 2008
 Get the goat in a treemug.
Get the goat in a treemug. goat rope--definition--A very confused situation
To teach new cowboys the art of roping a moving target, such as a horse or a steer, novices would be put in a pen full of goats, which were smaller and less dangerous, to hone their craft. The old-timers would gather to watch, drink, whoop and be amused by the ensuing melee. It was not a pretty sight.
I'm a writer with a book of the same name and I did extensive research to find the origins of this term.
To teach new cowboys the art of roping a moving target, such as a horse or a steer, novices would be put in a pen full of goats, which were smaller and less dangerous, to hone their craft. The old-timers would gather to watch, drink, whoop and be amused by the ensuing melee. It was not a pretty sight.
I'm a writer with a book of the same name and I did extensive research to find the origins of this term.
by Daniel Blore November 11, 2007
 Get the Goat Ropemug.
Get the Goat Ropemug. After things start out with good intentions and become completely screwed up beyond all recognition. Goat Fuck is beyond a cluster fuck, worse than a FUBAR. Continued attempts to correct the situation only make the situation worse and more embarrassing.
Term believed to be originally coined by G. Kirker around 1998 in Tennessee.
Term believed to be originally coined by G. Kirker around 1998 in Tennessee.
by moneyblues September 15, 2010
 Get the goat fuckmug.
Get the goat fuckmug. by White shadow 123 May 12, 2014
 Get the giving the goatmug.
Get the giving the goatmug. BILLY- I told the teacher that you stole her lip plumper!
SALLY- OMG! I hate you! You little goat kisser!
SALLY- OMG! I hate you! You little goat kisser!
by Calamari & Zsters February 16, 2017
 Get the Goat kissermug.
Get the Goat kissermug.