don't get your ham in a twist

this is a ruder version of:
don't get your knickers in a twist

but it literally means - don't get your fanny in a twist

it can also refer to ugly vaginas that appear "twisted" , telling a woman that she has a twisted ham can mean that they have a gross or ugly vagina or it can mean that they are unfeminine. Telling a man he has a twisted ham means that he is too feminine and or a male prostitute which would mean that his asshole has stretched out so much that it looks like an ugly vagina.

both person 1 and 2 are arguing
person1- * arguing and being a cunt*
person2- ' don't get your ham in a twist '

by nishishishi June 9, 2019

Get your head out of your cowboy hat

The pg way of saying “Get your head out of your ass,”

Lmbo get your head out of your cowboy hat 🤠🤠🤠

by Lmbo_cowboy_hat June 12, 2019

Get your meg on

To have swagger. coolness.

Go on and "get your meg on" tonight!

by Gg2015 September 16, 2019

Get your brown outta town

An expression used to exclaim the desire for someone to get their shit outta there, metaphorically and literally.

That fucker Ryan shat his pants in homeroom, so I told him, "Get your brown outta town."

by svlavdarask2123x October 11, 2019

Get your Walton on

Having sex in the bathroom stall at a Wal-Mart.

I could have gone my entire life without overhearing you two total strangers get your Walton on, but our God is a merciless and unforgiving God.

by Amphiprison October 9, 2017

Getting your long johns jimmy'd

Similar to getting stank on your hang low. However, this phrase refers to the flap commonly found on the hind quarters of flannel "long johns." To be on the receiving end of anal intercourse.

After noticing the sly look on his face Dan asked, "James are you getting your long johns jimmy'd?"

by Markusftr June 8, 2017

national get flirty with your crush day

you have to be real flirty with your crush of bf/gf

Boy: ITS NATIONAL GET FLIRTY WITH YOUR CRUSH DAY
Girl: Oh no..

by Toxic_f**ker October 22, 2019