german plumber

Leaping off the dresser and pounding in a new hole

My husband was feeling frisky and tried the german plumber. Now I have two belly buttons!

by Sweet Peac December 10, 2016

Improvised german

The ability to make up fake German words on the spot and to say them in such an angry tone it sounds like a national socialist rally

Todd: *using improvised German* “GESPACHT UND GENÄSCHT, DIE WÖHTGETRUNKEN IM DAS GEMÜGE!
Steve: *compelled to salute* “HEIL”

by Cum faggot May 20, 2019

german hotbox

When your friend shits into the glove box of your car

"Hey Dez, what's up?"
"Not much, Marvin just did the german hotbox on me yesterday after going to Chipotle. My car still smells like tacos and shit."

by futureshards May 23, 2020

hangry german

when someone is too hungry and angry at the same time, then all of sudden starts to speak german.

mom, food delivery is on the way, please stop behaving like a hangry german.

by maniR4E December 1, 2021

german piss

Term for a man sitting down to urinate.

I'm taking a German piss

by Manitowocfoghorn October 2, 2017

German Cancer

When you pass down a disease by sex

"Check to make sure you don't have German Cancer

by Swagger57 December 20, 2020

German flag

When a person is defecating and urinating at the same time while they are on their period. The colors of black, red and yellow representing shit, blood and piss accordingly.

"yo i just had a German flag at the tpoilet it hurt like hell"

by Nickisbitch September 29, 2023