garbage package

The most disgusting, uninteresting thing you've ever seen, tried, or tasted. The easiest way to let people know you're not about to try something again.

Man, the lingo these kids use nowadays is straight garbage package, fam.

by CaptainCoolArrow February 3, 2023

Garbage Ass Trashbagger

An adjective typically used to describe someone who is both inept and useless at video games or any form of competition in such a way that it causes severe anger to those involved with said described person.

(The Garbage Ass Trashbagger gets bodied within 5 seconds)

Steve: This guy sucks at this game
James: Did he really lose that quick?! This guy is a straight up Garbage Ass Trashbagger

by The Icon September 7, 2018

Garbage Sweat

Easily the worst thing your mother could call you

«You slept with somebody you met at the Frank Znort Quartet show again? You are such a pile of garbage sweat!»

by Shiteloadofsweat August 31, 2018

Filthy Garbage Disposal

When a chick wraps her midsection with plastic wrap, takes a massive dump, lets it collect in the bag, then, before intercourse, takes a knife and unloads it on her partner's chest.

Depressed Guy: "......"
Friend: "Dude, why are you so sad?"
Depressed Guy: "My girlfriend gave me a filthy garbage disposal..."
Friend: "ZOMG!"

by Kwog the Bligthar March 30, 2010

garbage humanitarian

Noun - Someone who is trying to save the world by donating to charity and reducing their plastic use with a reusable water bottle, but still buys McDonald’s or Fast Food and an occasional item or two from Amazon or Walmart.

Evangeline was fully aware she’s being a garbage humanitarian, but the guilt is not enough to keep her from snacking on her favorite Chicken Filet Nuggies, waffle chips and Poly Sauce in the employee parking lot of the Non-Profit Corporation where she works. I’m no bigot or homophobe! I’m just HUNGRY! No one will really know. Who cares.

by Ang Dax May 10, 2024

Garbage points

Garbage points are points scored in the final minutes of a heavily one-sided game that serve no real purpose other than to pad the losing team's final score and make the loss less embarrassing.

The football team scored some garbage points in the last five minutes of the fourth quarter even though they were losing by more than 30.

by AOmundson February 9, 2025

Garbage can banger

A man in the closet who is gay and extremely ignorant, lies and thinks his shit smells like roses to everyone around him unless they are exactly like him

Richard across the street is watching you Harry. I think he's trying to shoot you an evil eye, or undressing you in his mind. I'm pretty sure he's a garbage can banger

by Dexter2020 May 26, 2022