futuremark

An Internet forum utilised by insecure teenagers looking for advice on their relationship problems.

"I really like my girlfriend, but I'm becoming more and more attracted to her dog. I think I'll post on futuremark because the guys on there will be really interested and helpful"

"futuremark is the internet's number one agony aunt"

by Reejoc March 30, 2004

futuristic

Something that belongs in the future.

That rake is futuristic!

by Clethe Carson September 23, 2003

Futurama

The best cartoon ever. It was originally on FOX but then was cancelled so Adult swim picked it up and after strong DVD sales they made 4 straight to DVD movies. After seeing the Awesome sales, they decided to make a new series which will air on Comedy Central. There were fears that the whole cast would be replaced because they couldn't negotiate pay with the voice actors but now it's all good. XD

If any-one needs me I'll be in the ANGRY-DOME! - Hubert J Farnsworth

This may mean the end of the banana Dackory as we know it! Also life. - Bender Bending Rodriquez

Screw the Simpsons, I'm going to watch Futurama

by Bigbear1593 May 20, 2010

retro-futuristic rock 'n' roll

A musical genre that encompasses all forms of rock 'n' roll, from Elvis to emo, and is redefined whenever a new genre is created.

The album runs the gamut of retro-futuristic rock 'n' roll, including Rockabilly, British Invasion, Reggae, New Wave, grunge and emo.

by Brian Hallas January 24, 2006

futurola

a joint rolling machine used widely by many enlightened pot smokers.

i just packed the chron into my futurola, twisted it up and bam i had a nice ass joint

by smokey mcpot September 4, 2003

Futureville

1. Vancouver, British Columbia. Purports to be the "liveable city," a sustainable community with high density urban living and creative people.

"Lets move to Futureville, live in a Downtown Eastside loft, skate all day, and blaze BC Bud."

by Muskox July 16, 2006

futuremark

1) A company that makes benchmarks to measure the performance of computers.

2) A place for people to complain about people who debate hardware while blowing the situation out of proportion; a place for people to talk about the good ol' days.

1) 3DMark, PCMark

2) "This place is filled with fanboys that argue about what hardware is best."

"In the good ol' days there was no debates, we just agreed with what the first guy said."

by theshooter May 27, 2003