The Fat Guy's Fridge Dilemma

The dilemma / paradox that arrives when you think of the insides of a fat guy's fridge. Would it be full, because he's fat? Would it be empty, because he ate it all, because he's fat? We will never know.

PROF: Alright kids, guess how full my fridge is.
STUDENT 1: It's full because you are so fat!
STUDENT 2: No! It's empty because he ate it all!
PROF: That is called The Fat Guy's Fridge Dilemma!

by Slimmy Pimmy November 29, 2025

Fridge Tapas

When you bring multiple and tiny portions of weeks’ dinner leftovers for your work lunch and spread it out on the communal work lunch table, confusing your workmates and using up all the staff cutlery.

Sally-Anne: Hey Sid, I can’t tell if that’s Chinese or Indian or Levantine or Japanese food you are eating. And you have taken up half the staff table.

Sid: I’ve got dinner leftovers of a bit of everything I didn’t want to throw out, so I can save 7$ on lunch. It won’t fill me up anyways, so I’ll finish this and head to the cafe.

Sally-Anne: You got fridge tapas! Woo-Hoo!

by Greensnot March 26, 2025

junkyard smart fridge

This slang term refers to a second-hand smart fridge bought from a junkyard by a middle-class family who wants to experience owning a smart fridge but just cannot afford one. Once having arrived at the family's home, this smart fridge ends up (experience some kind bug causing it) having its date setting stuck on dates coinciding with the fasting month of Ramadan like Tuesday, April 2nd 1991 or Tuesday, April 2nd 2024. Hence, the family can only eat from the smart fridge at night, at least for the first several days upon the arrival of the smart fridge.

When the Johnsons bought a junkyard smart fridge, they were excited to upgrade their kitchen, but little did they know it had a glitch that locked the date on Ramadan—so they could only raid it for snacks after sunset for the first few days!

by Emotional Cruiser November 11, 2025

Rusty Fridge

When you dip your erect penis in ice water, then put it in her/his butt. When you pull it out you leave them with the rusty fridge.

Brett went ice dipping and then gave Megan anal, giving her a rusty fridge.

by Jessdigs January 4, 2025

smart fridge Ramadan reset

A frustrating phenomenon where the date settings of a smart fridge are inexplicably reset to coincide with significant dates in the fasting month of Ramadan, such as Tuesday, April 2nd 1991 or Tuesday, April 2nd 2024. This glitch forces users to wait until nightfall to access food, humorously highlighting the absurdity of technology failing at crucial times.

Every time I unplug my smart fridge, it resets to Tuesday, April 2nd 2024 — now I can only eat at night during Ramadan! What a classic case of the smart fridge Ramadan reset!

by Emotional Cruiser October 25, 2025

Fridge magnets

A way to express a hurtful, disappointed, or annoyed, feeling.

Holy fridge magnets man.
Dude this is such fridge magnets.
OH MY FRIDGE MAGNETS DUDE, STOP!

by Shlong slinger July 18, 2025

Fridge challenge

The Fridge challenge is when you blindfold yourself, open the fridge and take out 5 random items you can't see. Take of the blindfold and mix the items together, and taste. All this to the song FRIDGE by NIGELL.

Hey! you want to make the FRIDGE CHALLENGE for Tik Tok?

by NIGELLSFRIDGE April 10, 2020