Fortnite

The most contagious disease since the Spanish Flu in the 20s. Another thing in common with the Flu and the Plague is that it's highly contagious.

FORTNITE FAX:
-Noone gives a fuck about your wins;
-Noone gives a fuck about your wins;
-Yes, we know you're a virgin.

Quavo: Mayn stop playin that shitty ass game Fortnight or Fortyfive or whatever tf it's called 💀
Timmy: No way sir Fortnite is Lyf XD random lulz

by YH8 January 22, 2019

fortnite

A game commonly played by 42year olds virgins and 8 year old kids.

Dave:hEy dO u PlAy fOrtNitE
Bob: no SoRrY, I aLreAdY loSt mY viRgiNiTy

by FoRtnutgod69 January 22, 2019

Fortnite

This is just a another way of saying virgin.

A:"Did you hear Jimmy plays fortnite"
B:"Ah the poor lad, May God give him a quick recover."

by web2909 January 22, 2019

Fortnite

Fortnite is gay

Hey fortnite is gay

by PotatoGuy555YT January 23, 2019

Fortnite

Means cancer in the lungs, mouth, and heart

Guy 1: *Sniffles* I've been diagnosed with Fortnite!

Guy 2: Aw rip

by Turkeyboiman January 24, 2019

Fortnite

Means cancer in the lungs and heart

Guy 1: Aw I've been diagnosed with Fortnite....

Guy 2: Aw rip

by Turkeyboiman January 24, 2019

Fortnite

Fortnite:

/ˈfɔ tnʌɪt/
noun: A type of cancer, mostly caused by playing the online game "Fortnite". Fortnite is a cancer mostly appearing in 12 year old children and of course in other people of all ages, an alternate cancer which is very similar to Fortnite is Ligma. Something puzzling for scientists is how parents are not realizing that their children are diagnosed with a deadly cancer.

Mother: Doctor, my son has Fortnite!

Doctor: Calm down, ma'am, but this may be fatal.

by complete.sheenery January 25, 2019