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OCONUS Football

Soccer outside of the USA. It helps to avoid confusion with American Football.
Was watching OCONUS football yesterday, Tottenham killed it!
by NewEnglandForLife September 27, 2021
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political football

an issue presented by one party or the other that is not a political issue at all, yet is tossed around by politicians to gain sway or distract voters from the REAL issues. Abortion, DACA, and gay rights to name a few.
Republicans throw around their abortion argument like a political football to prevent real discourse on reproductive rights for women. Democrats toss around this political football in their own right, resulting in neither talking about reproductive rights in general, but rather a personal religious belief.
by jpillar26 March 4, 2019
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football weightroom

in high school if youre one the football team, you will probably have weightroom winter training. unfortunately, all these 'tough' football players do is stand around like pussies, and get mad at the actual athletes who try to work out and are much stronger than they are.
"Hey Joe, I fucking hate this football weightroom.Look at that kid over there squatting 405. i could do that, except my jock reputation says i dont have to do it."
by Judge of All January 26, 2014
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rutgers football

An absolute joke consisting of a bunch of pansies that trash talk everyone else because they can't play football to save their lives.
"Im tired lets skip practice today" "Hell no what do you think this is, rutgers football?"
by Trace Mcsorely February 19, 2017
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Lynnfield Football

Lynnfield was great at football last year, probably because all of he senior boys were strongly built. As of 2018, is it safe to say the team sucks. Worst record at LHS, and to top it all off, the team is full ass holes. The seniors are scrawny and egotistical. Not one good senior on the team. Every player on this team is level headed, cocky, and rude. They walk around the school acting like they own the place, yet they would get their asses kicked by any girl’s powder puff team.
The Lynnfield football team is the worst team in Massachusetts.
by probablythat November 18, 2018
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Bruin Football

Where the toughest become tough, losers become losers. If you walk on the feild your dead and also the only place to be in is FIRST!! Freakkkkk
It’s cause ima Bruin football player dude
This school only cares about Bruin football
by FreakingWin4Peat March 13, 2019
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Canadian football

A sport similar to american football becuase they both have shared orgins from british rugby football, the main difference is the offense only has 3 downs and the field is longer and wider then an American field, Canadian football fans will argue that 3 downs makes it better becuase it makes it more difficult for the offense, but that's total bullshit becuase the wide receivers are allowed to get a running start before the snap and the defense has to line up 1 yard away from the line of scrimmage, unlike in american football where they line up at the line of scrimmage and the receivers can't get a running start, another strange rule is that a missed field goal that goes into the endzone is ruled a Live ball and anyone can pick it up and run with it and if a ball carrier gets tackled in his own endzone after picking up a missed field goal it scores a 1 point safety called a rouge or single, a rouge can also be scored if a missed field goal goes out of bounds through the back of the endzone
Yo, want to watch the canadian football league grey cup tommorow between the lions and alloutes?

No, I prefer american football and it's 4 down system that makes the offence and defense more balanced.
by stanley yelnats II April 14, 2023
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