OCONUS Football

Soccer outside of the USA. It helps to avoid confusion with American Football.

Was watching OCONUS football yesterday, Tottenham killed it!

by NewEnglandForLife September 27, 2021

Canadian football

A sport similar to american football becuase they both have shared orgins from british rugby football, the main difference is the offense only has 3 downs and the field is longer and wider then an American field, Canadian football fans will argue that 3 downs makes it better becuase it makes it more difficult for the offense, but that's total bullshit becuase the wide receivers are allowed to get a running start before the snap and the defense has to line up 1 yard away from the line of scrimmage, unlike in american football where they line up at the line of scrimmage and the receivers can't get a running start, another strange rule is that a missed field goal that goes into the endzone is ruled a Live ball and anyone can pick it up and run with it and if a ball carrier gets tackled in his own endzone after picking up a missed field goal it scores a 1 point safety called a rouge or single, a rouge can also be scored if a missed field goal goes out of bounds through the back of the endzone

Yo, want to watch the canadian football league grey cup tommorow between the lions and alloutes?

No, I prefer american football and it's 4 down system that makes the offence and defense more balanced.

by stanley yelnats II April 14, 2023

Football on the moon

Playing football on the moon is the act of receiving head, and being fisted at the same time.

Friend: How was your night?
Me: I played football on the moon with this random girl.

by Eliad101 December 13, 2021

Football noobs

Football noobs is a fun addicting game created by Sackboy1055. The lack of scripting makes it fun, it’s getting better updates every day. When there is comp it makes it fun.

‘Football noobs’ has bad scripts but so addictive

by OreoSips March 29, 2021

busted football

When the inner lips of a pussy are larger than the outer lips. See Meat Curtains.

Her pussy looked like a busted football.

by john hardyu May 4, 2018

football forehead

Usally black people have them so dont worry about it

Alex has a big football forehead

by Smart ass x23 January 2, 2018

slippery football

A move used by homosexuals where they cover a nerf football with lube and attempt to throw it into a stretch butthole. Alternatively, one could squeeze the nerf football so it expands in said butthole.

It took six hours last night, but mike and I finally pulled off the slippery football

by FlatDarkGirth April 1, 2022