Someone who cultivates belly fat as a lifelong hobby. They are ardent defenders of McDonalds, Burger King and any other fast food franchise that helps them grow belly fat.
Growing fat is considered their greatest achievement.
Growing fat is considered their greatest achievement.
That Fat Farmer has been growing fat since a young boy. He is a skilled professional.
The trick to being a fat farmer is pretending the amount of pounds you weigh equals the amount of money you have in the bank.
The trick to being a fat farmer is pretending the amount of pounds you weigh equals the amount of money you have in the bank.
by pilsburydoeboy March 31, 2013
Get the Fat Farmermug. When your nose is running but you don't have a tissue, so you close one nostril and blow the opposite explosively, then repeat with the other nostril, and the snot flies out in a spread pattern. Usually done outside.
by giantslor July 29, 2016
Get the farmer's shotgunmug. A makeshift speedball, consisting of Oxy Contin, and Adderall. The method of administration is usually insufflation, or snorting. The term speedball is referring to the concoction that combines heroin and cocaine.
by aaron mil August 16, 2007
Get the Farmer's Speedballmug. Dick farmer (dĭk fär'mər)
n. slang.
1. A Homosexual.
2. A person or persons who enjoy anal sex.
3. A person considered sexually promiscuous.
intr.v., dick farm·ing, dick farmed.
1. To actively have sexual relations with multiple partners.
2. To associate or have sexual relations with a dick farmer.
Behind the phrase:
1. The idea being that a farmer needs fertilizer for good crops.
2. The idea being that a farmer has a large amounts of crops growing.
n. slang.
1. A Homosexual.
2. A person or persons who enjoy anal sex.
3. A person considered sexually promiscuous.
intr.v., dick farm·ing, dick farmed.
1. To actively have sexual relations with multiple partners.
2. To associate or have sexual relations with a dick farmer.
Behind the phrase:
1. The idea being that a farmer needs fertilizer for good crops.
2. The idea being that a farmer has a large amounts of crops growing.
by Nightburn March 24, 2008
Get the dick farmermug. by Van Baggins November 11, 2004
Get the urban farmermug. A person who adds a stupid app on Facebook, such as Farmville, just to help their friends/stop getting app invites.
Yeah, tom is still a douche for playing, but he wouldn't stop sending me those damn Farmville requests. I became his pity farmer by default.
by T-3PO January 24, 2011
Get the Pity Farmermug. Once done decapitating the head of a chicken, inserting it into the victims Vigina while listening to soul train.
by OG shea November 3, 2014
Get the Farmer stinkymug.