Floating Baldness

Floating baldness is a rare type of male pattern baldness where the victim's hair grows wings and flies away.

I suffer from floating baldness

by George Cremaster January 27, 2025

Rootbeer Float

You finish in a man or womans behind hole. Then you take a straw and suck out the love nectar, and then baby bird it into his or her mouth. Make sure there is some sphincter remnants left on the straw as well for the rootbeer effect.

My girlfriend said she was tired of double fisting, so i told her about Rootbeer float. We tried it. She said she enjoyed the smell of the fellatio that came to be. After words, i explained to her that the Rootbeer float is when You finish in a man or womans behind hole. Then you take a straw and suck out the love nectar, and then baby bird it into his or her mouth. Make sure there is some sphincter remnants left on the straw as well for the rootbeer effect i wanna give her. She is now a he.

by Juan Cena and Chilli Dog February 6, 2025

Root Beer Float

Giving your friend a glass of root beer with your cum in it

“Hey man Can you had this root beer float to nik, I made it extra creamy for him”

by Tinguzpinguz May 20, 2023

floating mokus

A stomach virus or food poisoning.

I wonder what kind of floating mokus you have?

by Southern sayings John May 28, 2023

float my boat

Im going to go float my boat.

Let’s go float my boat.

by Gypsy818 July 19, 2024

float on

float on is a great song by Cls. Cali life style you should listen to it

“hey gurl have you listened to the song float on by cls?…if not then let me put you on”
“no let me listen to it right now… ooo i like this”

by user22334456! July 29, 2024

float on

float on, a great (sampled)song by cls , Cali Life Style .

“gurlll let me put you on a song called float on by cls”
“okay, i like some of their other songs so i should like this one too!”

by user22334456! July 29, 2024