The illegitimate offspring of Jerry Springer and Barbara Bush. Someone who purchases brides for lots of money. Trump is conclusive proof that money can't buy you everything....like personality, for example.
"Oh Donald....Donald Trump...you're forgetting our pre-nuptual agreement again. For the last time, get your ugly fucking head back inside that pillowcase....or turn the damn lights off!"
by SnowyOwl July 31, 2008
Get the Donald Trumpmug. 
donald trump: When a girl is giving a blow job. The man cums in her hair, gives her a combover. He then slaps her and says: "you're fired!".
by 123456789tom July 6, 2006
Get the donald trumpmug. by {Planning Homocide In Spandex} September 24, 2017
Get the Donald Trumpmug. The 46th president who lost the people's vote by millions and with the help of his Russian friends rigged the election. He is a sexist, racist , and completely unamerican. He brings out the ugly in people. He has gone bankrupt twice been sued for racial discrimination more than twice and accused of sexual assault. He supported pro choice all the way up until the election. He is a bully and only cares about himself.
Guy 1 : "You support Donald trump ?"
Guy 2: "Of course !!!"
Guy 1: "so you support hitler then too right ?"
Guy 2: "oh yes "
Guy 2: "Of course !!!"
Guy 1: "so you support hitler then too right ?"
Guy 2: "oh yes "
by calums wif April 26, 2017
Get the Donald Trumpmug. by Twenty one pilots fan March 14, 2017
Get the Donald trumpmug. Donald trump is an orange turd with cheeto dust scattered all over. A stupid excuse for a president. Known for his tendency to grab girls by the vegina. Has also run a fake collage to scam idiots out of money. Preaches about his stupid great wall and making Mexico pay for it. He will start WW3. He will team up with Vladimir Putin and launch illegal nuclear missiles. He lied about his stupid "small loan of a million dollars." He has baby hands. And people want this idiot to be president. Shameful.
News: BREAKING NEWS! DONALD TRUMP GOT ELECTED PRESIDENT, SOMEHOW BEATING THE ODDS!
Kid#1: God dammit! WHY!? WHO THE **** WOULD WANT THIS ******* IDIOT TO BE PRESIDENT!?
Kid#2 : Hey at least things can't go lower than they will in the next 4-8 years. I agree though this is ******* stupid.
Kid #3: Everyone's entitled to their own opinion.
Kid#4: I hate them both.
Kid#5: (Halfheartedly) maybe give him the benefit of the doubt?
Kid#6: Hooray! TRUMP BEAT THE CHEATING HILLARY AND THE RIGGED ELECTION AND EVERYTHING ELSE! WOO!
(Kid's #1 and 2 proceed to beat the **** out of kid 6. Kid #5 cheers kid's 1 and 2 on. Kid's 3 and 4 call " FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!)
Kid#1: God dammit! WHY!? WHO THE **** WOULD WANT THIS ******* IDIOT TO BE PRESIDENT!?
Kid#2 : Hey at least things can't go lower than they will in the next 4-8 years. I agree though this is ******* stupid.
Kid #3: Everyone's entitled to their own opinion.
Kid#4: I hate them both.
Kid#5: (Halfheartedly) maybe give him the benefit of the doubt?
Kid#6: Hooray! TRUMP BEAT THE CHEATING HILLARY AND THE RIGGED ELECTION AND EVERYTHING ELSE! WOO!
(Kid's #1 and 2 proceed to beat the **** out of kid 6. Kid #5 cheers kid's 1 and 2 on. Kid's 3 and 4 call " FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!)
by çøج ©¨¥ &¶‡ February 15, 2017
Get the Donald trumpmug.