The Funnyman Depression

When you come back home from being the funny person in the group and you become depressed

Friend: Hey dude wanna go hangout?
Funnyman: Sorry dude, I'm kinda depressed I've got The Funnyman Depression

by The Funny August 17, 2020

depression den

The room you lock yourself away in when you’re dealing with depression. Features include an absolute darkness that’s only interrupted by the soft glow of a laptop, dirty dishes and take-out boxes, and the sweet tinge of sweat and sorrow. It may look ugly but boy is it cozy - the depression den!

Hey, what’ve you been up to lately?
Oh, nothing much. Just watching my life fall apart from the comfort of my depression den!

by 246897531 April 30, 2022

skite depression

skite depression is the fear after having a big boozing session, and being worried about what you have been doing, as presumbly you cant remember. and have feelings of embaressment, regret and generally wanting to find a large hole in the ground and throw yourself in head first.

e.g.skite depression is when you maybe kiss (or more) ho ho, an absolute stinker.
not remembering anything that happened the night before.
being publically inappropriate.
having a mare

by carlyrobo January 3, 2011

passive-depressive

Passive-depressive(noun): The state of being passively depressive

"I'm not saying I want to kill myself, BUT GOOD LORD ALMIGHTY do I want to kill myself!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH this a joke. see how its a joke and not me being genuinely suicidal isnt this hilarious??? ahhahahagahahahahfuck"

"... bro quit being passive-depressive and admit you need help for the wellbeing of everyone around you please"

by queefmaster5000 July 8, 2017

economic depression

(n.) A severe or long recession.

Ralph: Dude, the feds just lowered interest rates and backed a takeover of a large investment bank after acknowledging that we might be in a recession.

Ted: This recession's been going on since Bush took over. How long until we call it an economic depression?

by Kate Sjostrand March 21, 2008

e-depression

Loser american kids (or wannabe american kids) who think they're 'depressed' and moan on about it on the internet all the time, via msn and chat forums/rooms.

If they really knew what depression was, they wouldn't be on the internet talking to others about it.

Usually coupled with poetry that's utterly shite and has a miserable tone to it.

Oh woe my crimson skies, when will it all end (like)

"Life sucks i'm gonna end it like the agony of the night sky"

"I slit my wrists and tell people about it"

by Rhythmic December 5, 2004

postparty depression

The let-down experienced after the anticipation and execution of a great party.

Dude, I've got a major case of postparty depression!

by leelee6496 December 9, 2008