The Lancastrian Danger Scale

It can be employed as an audio cue to determine the level of threat which Lancastrians are experiencing.

The scale is 1 to 5, 5 being of the most perilous of situations.

1: What is that?

2: T'ah fuck is that?

3: Fuck That!

4: Fuck!!

5: Fuck this shit i'm out...

C'mon now t'ah fuck is that smell of piss in me room?
2 on the Lancastrian Danger scale - moderate to low risk.

by c-wizz apostle October 13, 2016

ace danger

a dashing, bold, classy, secret agent, and playboy who foils the evil plans of Dr. Nefario and the International Guild of Evil-Doing. I made it up. I need to get out more.

I want to be just like Ace Danger.

by Lando July 12, 2003

dandruff

when some loser promises that hes gonna come, but at the last fuckin second he chicken shits out

riley: where the fuck is Thomas????
me: that fuckin dandruff ditched us for golf

by elburro March 3, 2008

pubic dandruff

The flaky white stuff found around your junk.

I would like something to make this salad zesty, how about I add some pubic dandruff?

by Harold Stonitsch July 16, 2007

vagina dandruff

bits of dried up cum stuck to the pubic hairs and vagina of a woman

that hobo left loads of vagina dandruff on my porch!
i used her vagina dandruff as substitute for my parmesan cheese on my pasta :)

by exoticsushi July 18, 2011

devil's dandruff

cocaine

Let's snort some of the devil's dandruff.

by metallicatze January 2, 2012

Dangered

When you go out for one drink with a particular friend with extreme energy and excitability...but come home four days later, ruined.

You know when you've been dangered.

by Danger5885 June 6, 2011