Crispy tits

When you get a sun burn on your boobs and they turn red and crispy.

That girl must go to the beach alot because she has crispy tits

by Brookis1999 September 30, 2015

Crispy

A term used in Brigantine NJ and Philadelphia PA. It means that something is good. Used as an adjective. The opposite of Crusty

That concert was crispy as hell!

by CWC_Wegieman September 26, 2011

crispy

HairByChrissy on tiktok

Dang my hair feels really crispy!
Well did you get it done at Hairbycrispys?

by hairbycrispy’s curling iron October 19, 2020

crispy flower mascots

a phrase that someone said by mistake. they intended to say 'creepy flower mascots' after looking at a picture at a worksheet with a picture of some flower mascots but instead said 'creepy flower mascots'.

(the mascots are not real. it is just a context for answering questions)

teacher: so the children can take pictures with these mascots.

random student: they look creepy
teacher: crispy flower mascots. wai-

by stJC_5/6-2 chiacasm January 21, 2023

Crispy baby

A baby born with skin so dark, it doesn't exist on the known color spectrum

"Damn, Jay was definitely a crispy baby."

by Friccthisshenanigan May 3, 2018

crispy cookies

When you get frustrated and start trippin. -Troy

Oh! Crispy Cookies! I got moved to doubles four :(.

by Rüf May 27, 2016

Crispy crack

A weed sort know as crispy crack, very fine and has alot of thc value.

Wanna smoke this crispy crack with me buddy?

by Mooootjr February 24, 2018