crap bug

lowest of the low; bottom-feeders; unimaginative people; people going nowhere without ideas

I wish these crap bugs would get a life.

by georgeharrison December 17, 2007

Crap Bag

a bag that was full of shit inside it

danny: "whats that in your bag?"
paula: "its my crap bag"

by LolmynameisLOL June 1, 2016

crap grabber

(Noun) The pubes that surround your asshole and as you shit, grab pieces of the shit to collect. These crap grabbers help to create skid marks to remind who is boss.

(Verb) anyone or anything that takes the action of grabbing crap.

(Adj) Someone or something described because they like grabbing things of crap.

Johnny was sitting on his toilet pushing out crap, as he did the crap grabbers had a field day coating themselves. Later Johnny found he had a major skid mark.

The local bums were crap grabbing at the pile of shit near the dumpster.

Frank is crap grabber who smells like a bucket full crap.

by Mr WordSmith March 18, 2014

crapped the bed

When a job seeker fluffs and bluffs on their resume to get a job interview. When they show up, they don't have the skills or experience on the resume that got them the interview, they crap the bed.

Gerrald was asked about his ability to manage 20 employees, he didn't have an answer so he crapped the bed during the interview.

Deshonda said she used MS Word for 5 years, but on the interview she didn't know how to open the program. Deshonda was asked to leave at that point. She totally crapped the bed on that one.

by Brian Mulvihill August 8, 2006

matter of crap

See matter-of-crap at Urban Dictionary Website

matter of crap

by jeffbo April 8, 2009

crap sandwich

President Obama's 2009 Economic Stimulus Package.

That crap sandwich is so big they'll need a funnel to get it down our throats. And by "our" I mean we the American taxpayers.

by NVLL February 2, 2009

What the Crap

What Strong Bad says a lot..

"...what.. Brian!!? WHat the crap!? Unless brian is short for.. brianrietta.. or brian-sue..."

by Anonymous the Poster July 10, 2003