Bob, the anal rapist, was about to get a key to con-dom heaven, the judge would for sure throw the bookie at him and he prepared for the wurst prison possible. A year at the most, he said to himself as the word "life" sizzled into his penis sized brain. His heart raced. Beads of sweat...Bob: "A year in heaven is less than I deserved, butt thank you sir! I shall do my best to keep them al happy!" (www . youtu.be/-48OFresMkI)
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A very special stew/soup consisting of various meats and liquids. It tastes like heaven, while smelling like a bowl of pee pee poo poos. If someone comes up to you on the street and offers you some chile con khan, TAKE IT. There are middle aged men in grey vans offering these as treats so you will have plenty of opportunities to taste the divine liquids known as chile con khan
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The loud drama that Con Enzo is causing in the pub with that lady-boy is recipe for disaster- we can't be associated with that loser
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Some geezer:My miss got shagged all through the summer and I didn’t know. The other geezer:definitely con the don shagging your wife bruvva.
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